Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Weak Adults & Corrupt Children
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 01.30.2012
LUNCH OR BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING
Hanna: "So what did you guys, collectively, do without me last night?"
Liars: "Well, we studied for a Chem test, and ignored your calls, and lied to you a lot."
Hanna: "If only I were not still in Earth Science."
Liars: "And today is Kate's first day of school. You are getting shit on like usual, it's true. Or maybe Kate will be nice now."
Hanna: "No, this is my impending death. At first I was stressed out about it but then I was like, 'I don't have friends anyway, so...' In some ways the embrace of death will be a welcome respite, considering you guys are being bitches, and my boyfriends are doing each other, and I keep getting run over by cars."
Liars: "Point taken."
Liars: "Going down the checklist by how crazy we are... Spencer, you're up."
Spencer: "Well, I am wearing Toby's underwear."
Liars: "Check."
Spencer: "Do not look at me like I'm one of those dogs with wheels for legs."
Liars: "That would be putting it kindly."
Kate: "Hello, Liars. It's my first day of school and I'm feeling a little nervous about it. This high school is like an Edward Hopper painting."
Liars: (Stare at her, google-eyed, unmoving.)
Kate: "Sooo... Good hang."
Spencer: "Kate, you look familiar. Did you kill anybody we know?"
Kate: "No, but I met you at that wedding you barely attended because you were too busy obeying dolls."
Spencer: "No, I'm pretty sure you're a murderer or a spy."
Hanna: "I'll walk you to class. I have nothing to look forward to in life anyway."
Kate: "That's really cool of you to not take revenge on me just for being 100 percent awful."
Hanna: "Actually, you didn't go nuts on me until I made that speech to Mona about what a fake bitch you are, so I guess we're even."
A: Something about Hanna's "Techno Boy Toy" and how putting the USB drive in the blender didn't actually help protect him, because he's still going down, and also because what are you, an idiot?
Kate: "Are you okay? You look like a person who just got a text from a conspiracy of ghosts impersonating her dead best friend."
QUAD
Liars: "Thank God Hanna's off getting killed by her stepsister so we can talk about that fake ID we saw."
Noel Kahn: (Is out in the atrium doing literally nothing of note.)
Liars: "God, that asshole."