Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 273 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT "Almost thirty hours" is more like it
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2002.05.12
Okay, I can't look at the screen. I'm just going to listen and type. SDAP says that he would have tried the serum out on Willage before, but one in five men have the unfortunate reaction of total paralysis, among other things. Gah. GAH. Willage looks like raw hamburger, dudes! Ew! NO CLOSE-UPS. PLEASE! SDAP wastes no time in sticking the needle directly into Willage's neck. And the needle? It's the size of a Novocain needle. Oh, yes it is. I am SO canceling my appointment tomorrow.
SDAP watches Willage carefully, looking for signs of paralysis or arousal or whatever the hell else is supposed to happen after administering the scary stuff. Willage? Only starts to cry. Man. He and Sydney should really get together. They can fill that dumb ovary of an apartment with dozens of children that cry at the drop of a hat. Of course, considering that Willage just got a tranquillizer dart to the chest, had the shit kicked out of him, had some radical dental work sans painkillers, and just had a vial of scary stuff injected into his jugular, I'd say that Willage deserves a little slack.
Newspaper Of No Importance Whatsoever. Willage's little Brit friend has grown concerned as to Willage's whereabouts. She's handed his story over to the Editrix. Guess what? She's running it. Front page, baby. Looks like Willage will finally get the glory he's always wanted. Too bad he's in a Taipei basement playing Truth Or Dare with a dentist who is NOT a member of the ADA.
Meanwhile, Syd and Spy Daddy are hanging out with the Rambaldi page as Syd tells Spy Daddy that Dixon just dropped his "security section" bomb and walked away. Spy Daddy's all, dude? Pay attention. Page first, panic later. Syd spreads the Rambaldi goo all over the page, and an intricate image comes up.
It's a device. It's a drawing of the device that Syd took from Taipei during Episode One. Oh, and don't you love how I keep referring to the first episode as "Episode One" like it's a goddamn Star Wars saga? I'm so bloody bored that I'm referring to Alias episodes as STAR WARS episodes. Jesus.
Anyway, this device? It held a little red ball suspended in the air and, when you removed its energy source, the ball dropped and splashed water everywhere. Nope. No idea. Don't ask me. No idea what it means. Seriously. Spy Daddy babbles something about how the CIA received a report that Khasinau's been looking for The Circumference for quite some time. It would appear that this page here contains instructions that will explain to Khasinau how to properly apply technology that he's already gathered. Yep. Again. What? Huh? The hell? No idea.