Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 273 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT "Almost thirty hours" is more like it
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2002.05.12
Syd says something about how, if Khasinau has built himself a version of The Circumference, this page would tell him how to use it. This last sentence before the break was obviously created with the drooling masses in mind. I am one of the drooling masses, apparently, because I didn't know what in the hell they were talking about until she uttered these words.
Spy Daddy starts to walk off and Syd's all, dude? Where ya goin'? We gotta be in Taipei in sixteen hours. Spy Daddy's all, mind yer business. Keep your phone handy and I'll be in touch, 'kay? He bolts, and Syd just watches him go.
Hey, look! It's Haladki! Walking across a dark parking lot! Alone! Gee, that's not very smart. Why, someone could just come up from behind him and -- nope. That didn't happen. He made it into his car safely. Huh. Well, I guess -- d'oh! Spy Daddy puts a stranglehold on The Weasel and pulls him, kicking and screaming, into the back seat. Spy Daddy wants to know how Haladki knew about "The Circumference." The Weasel's all, dude, you are OUTTA YOUR MIND. Spy Daddy's not fond of this answer, so he clocks The Weasel with the butt of his gun.
Later, in an abandoned mechanics warehouse or something, The Weasel's laid out on a table with his hands in vises. Spy Daddy storms up, grabs a squirt bottle full of fluid, and starts spraying The Weasel's face. It appears that it ain't just water in that bottle, because The Weasel starts moaning and whinging about his eyes. Spy Daddy's all, how long have you worked for Khasinau, huh? The Weasel's all, you sick bastard! Spy Daddy's all, HOW LONG! Oh, and while we're waiting for your answer, how's about I give the vise a little twisty twisty, okay? Again, sound guys -- nice goin' with the bone crunching and the metal twisting. Remind me to look you up the next time I'm in Hollywood. Seriously. We'll do lunch. If by "lunch" you mean "tossing your asses into an unmarked van and driving you to Encino, where I'll strip you naked, coat you in flan, and leave your sadistic hides on Highway 32 during rush hour."
The Weasel finally spills it. He works for Khasinau. He's worked for him for two years. The Circumference? Well, it's just a key to something Khasinau had built. What's the something? It's a battery. Where's the battery? It's in Taipei, don't ya know. Where in Taipei? I don't care. The Weasel knows the answer and tells it, but does it matter? The only pertinent dot of information here is that the device itself is held in Room 47. Do you get it? Do ya? Like "Page 47"? See, there's something significant about the number 47. What, you ask? I don't know. I'm too busy looking for Blood Omen: 2 cheats to pay attention to this wordy crap.