Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 273 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT "Almost thirty hours" is more like it
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2002.05.12
"Who are you working for?" asks Dix. "And do NOT play games with me." Syd, her tear ducts primed and ready for the upcoming sobfest, says that she would never hurt him and that she would never do anything to jeopardize what they believe in. Dixon's all, shut up, bitch! What truth you actually tell couldn't fill a fucking thimble, okay? Syd's all, I'm crying! Oh, and just accept the fact that I can't tell you what all this is about. Like, it's classified. Oh, and I'm crying. See? Tears?
Syd says something about not betraying their country or some such shit. Dixon's all, save the poetry, sweetheart. I'd pretty much just like a reason NOT to report your two-timing ass to security section. Syd's all, sob! Sob sob sob! Sobbing! There is sobbing over here!
Devlin's Office Of Characters Who Make Only Occasional Appearances And Proceed To Drive The Pace Of The Show Directly Into The Dirt. Devlin's phone rings. It's Jack. Devlin's all, dude! What in the HELL do you think you're doing? Spy Daddy's all, I'm saving someone's life, dude. Devlin's all, how is stealing the CIA's shit gonna save ANYONE'S life? Huh? Riddle me that, Batman. Spy Daddy's all, dude, don't worry. You'll get the bottle of goo and a copy of the page, okay? Don't get your knickers in a twist.
Oh, God. There's more? It's not over yet? Jesus. Whatever. Like, Devlin's given the Weasel the authority to start an inquiry even though we ALL know that the Weasel is the mole. Devlin wants Spy Daddy to come back to the office, because this whole stealing-the-goo scenario isn't looking too good for ol' Spy Daddy. Spy Daddy asks if he and Devlin are friends. Devlin's all, dude? What in the HELL are you talking about? Spy Daddy just rasps that he'll see Devlin when the job's done. Yawn.
Aaaaaand we're back with SDAP and his tray of shiny sharp things that make my teeth hurt. He picks up an ampoule (no, not THAT one) and a needle. It's a truth serum. Oh, and EW! They just showed Willage. Okay. This scene is just fucking gross, dudes. There's no two ways about it. Nope. Willage is slumped forward, and there is a veritable WATERFALL of blood splooging out of his mouth. It's just running in a long stream out of his mouth. Gah. GAH!