Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 168 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Variations on Solitaire
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2012.06.19
Hanna: "Hey, Lucas. Imagine running into you here on the steps of this insane asylum. What a scary little foursome we make."
Lucas: "I am not here visiting Mona! I could have a lot of emotionally disturbed friends."
Hanna: "First of all, I saw you visiting her. Second of all, that's redundant in Rosewood. Simply the act of having friends means you have emotionally disturbed friends."
Lucas: "Fine. I was just here to see if she's faking being crazy."
Hanna: "Lady, that is the one thing that was never in doubt."
Lucas: "Okay, think about it this way. It's safer for a lot of people if Mona's crazy. Starting with how she won't go to jail as long as she is. And also how that benefits everybody else. Liars and A-Team both. So my presence here is moot. Laters."
Caleb: "...I don't know. I tried, and all he would talk about is geology."
Hanna: "Ever stop to think that maybe Alison's primary reason for existence was to prove that if we all stopped thinking honesty was a hand grenade, shit would actually work?"
Caleb: "Fine, Transparency Girl. You go first."
Hanna: "I ... see your point."
WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW
And for once, that's not a Toby Cavanaugh reference. No, the ladies are staking out an actual gun store, with a gun range, which is the kind of place you would need earplugs.
Spencer, meanwhile: "Hi! I'm pretending to be Melissa Hastings, and I'm calling to figure out something that Jacob will not understand even if he watches this sequence eleven times."
Hospital: "Sure, here is some informations."
Liars: "So now Ezra knows what Ella did too?"
Hanna: "I wish all my teachers would complete all of my work for me, that would rock."
Aria: "I mean, I understand intellectually that this is a problem for Emily, but I can't help thinking about how it affects me personally. My mom needs this job. To buy me things like feathers and fingerless gloves and bright orange platform shoes."
Hanna: "I mean, she was just trying to help poor old Emily."
Aria: "My understanding is that being constantly pitied is a huge reason Emily has become a feral psycho this season."