Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 168 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Variations on Solitaire
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2012.06.19
For a show about four amazing girls, this sure is a good show about four girls, their moms, their boyfriends and at least a few other totally amazing girls. This is the most Mona/Jennariffic episode of all time!
And I'll say this too, based on that "family" throwaway line, if Sister Kate starts dating Noel Kahn, we can all kiss our asses goodbye, because that is the No. 1 sign you're about to go batshit crazy.
TALON
Ezra: "I can't believe you're in the same coffeehouse where I pretend to still be an educator."
Ella: "I just wanted some coffee, dude. But like, this whole Emily thing. Am I right?"
Ezra: "Are you going to get fired?"
Ella: "Yeah."
Ezra: "Honestly, I thought that was a pretty awesome move."
Ella: "It was impulsive. If you'd walked in a minute earlier I might have rethought it. I think maybe I'm just going crazy."
Ezra: "I don't feel comfortable talking about your divorce. Due to how I am a major reason for it."
RADLEY
Hanna: "What's up, stalker?"
Caleb: "It's only stalking if I followed you. This was just going where I knew you were."
Hanna: "Look, you have got to let this go. I love Mona, and I need stuff from her. Okay? You're not a part of that conversation. Forcing it is why I keep lying to you."
Caleb: "That bitch is crazy! What do you even mean?"
Hanna: "There are two Monas. Both are crazy, admittedly, but one of them didn't break us up and torture my friends and run over me with a car."
Caleb: "Spool back. She was one of the people that ran over you with a car?"
Hanna: "Everybody has run over me with a car on this show, Caleb. I've done my fair share of running over other people with a car, in point of fact, so I can't really point fingers. Don't sweat the small stuff."
Caleb: "I just can't help thinking you're protecting me from some of the things."
Hanna: "It's partly that, and it's partly because even if I tried to tell you the facts, I couldn't, because there aren't any 'facts,' per se. That's not how this show works. I mean, if I tell you about video tape, next week it's going to be a bracelet. If I tell you about the bracelet, boom. Human teeth. You learn to roll with it eventually."