Episode Report Card Demian: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Prat House
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.12.2003
House Of Pain. The voices in the Dolt's gigantic gargoyle head have stopped with the screaming and the angst. Piper rises to pen a quick reversal spell. "Even I don't want to be this close to my sisters." Wah. Wah. Waaaaaaah!
Manor. Denouement. Piper emerges from the kitchen with a tray of tea and snacks, and the Glamorous Ladies grill Nancy regarding her life over the last year and a half. She reveals that as a reward for her loyal service to both the Famous Original and the Reconstituted Charmed Ones, the ever-useless Elders granted her long-standing request for gender- and species-reassignment surgeries. Now, she's in charge of a litter of Familiars-In-Training, and she's quite happy, thanks. Nancy coos over The Done One for a moment before heading back home. A couple of brief forays into Lessons Of The Week territory follow, the most important involving Piper and the Dolt's mutual vow to secure a little more alone time as a couple. Phoebe and Raige take the hint and rise to leave. The camera follows the gals into the hall before shuddering over to Piper’s Mysterious Curio Cabinet Of Tacky Marital Memorabilia. An ominous chord strikes the soundtrack as the shot lingers on the void previously occupied by that hideous wedding-cake ornament. Girl, please. Foreshadowing wouldn't be caught dead on Prescott Street, so knock it off with the ominous chords already.
Next week, slutty nymphs defile Easter. Have fun!