Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT My Brain On Thief
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 02.17.2013
"No no no no no no no," he mumbles, the lovers mutually horrified, as she beats it for the elevator. "What are you thinking? You don't do that. What's wrong with you? Oh my God, come on!" The elevator -- wasn't it going to be the elevator? -- comes, and she rushes on as the music laughs at her. "Oh," she spits, hand to her head, pissed and delirious: "Oh, you idiot." This is your brain on reality.
SIETCH TABR
Eli: "Fine, I'll wear a wire, but I won't bring you Peter."
Muad'Dib: "But see, this is about Peter."
Elsbeth: "He can get you Jordan Karahalios."
Muad'Dib: "The number two? Why do I want number two?"
Elsbeth: "First of all because he is wonderful. Second of all, he's handling campaign finances. Get him, get everything."
Eli: "But nobody can know I'm doing this with you. I'll get murdered if anybody finds out."
Elsbeth: "That's a metaphor."
Muad'Dib: "Fine. Make this work."
FLORRICK/AGOS
Kalinda: "So in return for your tantrum, I can't work for you anymore. Have to pick a side. But here is an envelope of some random stuff I'm just going to leave here, okay?"
Cary: "Oh hey Alicia, you look nuts! Did you do something crazy last night and have to rush out of the building?"
Alicia: "Yeah, basically. What's in that envelope? The usual Kalinda magic stuff?"
David Lee: "Hey, fuckups. Alicia, can I talk to you for a second?"
Alicia: "What the fuck do you want, David Lee."
David Lee: "Oh nothing, just to offer you equity partnership and ruin your entire alliance. Oh, and get ahold of your capital contribution since that's all I ever talk about, and it'll also tie you to us financially in case you do make the jump."
Alicia: "Can I think it over?"
David Lee: "You may not. Don't put on airs."
Alicia: "Then I guess yes. Cary would say yes, right? And so would you and the rest of those ratbastards. The only one who would say no, in fact, is Alicia -- and she's apparently a dumbass who's no better than the lot of you -- so, yes. What about Cary?"
David Lee: "Cary's not married to the next Governor of Illinois, genius."
SIETCH TABR
Muad'Dib: "Just talk in a normal voice..."
Eli: "HEY DID YOU EVER BREAK A LAW? ARE YOU GIVEN TO BRIBERY?"
Muad'Dib: "Yeah, so this should go great."