Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Suddenly Katya!
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.23.2005
There's a lovely shot of the Golden Gate Bridge practically glowing in the late afternoon sunlight before we head up to the top of the near tower, where we find Raige pensively waiting for Elizabeth Dennehy. The ever-useless Elder in question presently orbs in, and give me a fucking break. The future Whitelighter Raige saved in the elevator? Was herself. This show can blow me.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Piper ambles onto the sun porch to wrap up her shared Issue Of The Week with the Dolt and the kids, and how's this for a resolution: Their problems with the Psycho are no more, because the Psycho accidentally whacked himself in the head with a toy he'd orbed over to hims-- you know what? Fuck this. Tiny Gay Chris, whom they have at long last recast with an infant whose appearance I can tolerate, is adorably animated and squirmy, and that's all the recapping you'll be getting from me as far as this scene is concerned. This uneven, but generally entertaining, episode finally comes to a close when the Psycho, at Piper's prompting, floats a couple of toys into the air with his orbing telekinesis. Piper gazes fondly at her boys for a long moment before we finally fade to black.
So, you want to know what happens next week? Me, too, but the WB didn't think a promo was necessary at this juncture in this show's history. Idiots. Then again, the lack of a promo could be a sign they're finally going to cancel Charmed's ass. And if that's the case, the suits at the WB are the smartest executives in all of Hollywood. Have fun!