Episode Report Card Miss Alli: A | 417 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Again with the racing
By Miss Alli | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 2003.05.29
Speaking of blonde chicks, Tian and Jaree are looking for tickets, and Jaree (unsurprisingly, as we will learn later) wants to look by the ashtrays, among other places. Heh. They find the 6:00 AM tickets. Wow, that's some leather thing Jaree's got on her head. Looks kind of like a swim cap from the Y, only made from car seats. At least some of the past bad hats have been functional, for God's sake. That's just pointlessly fugly.
The Pectoral College (consisting of Reichen, Chip, David, and Jeff) de-trains at Milan. They find the 6:00 AM tickets. Psst, fellas? Next time? Take. A. Taxi. Really. David tells us that they had hoped to come in ahead of some other teams, but it didn't work out that way, so they'll be on the last bus out of town in the morning. "There has to be a way for us to gain," Reichen says earnestly, as the camera shoots straight up from his shoes to make him look as much like a marble statue as possible, "so I don't think it's over yet."
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Milan. Night. As Phil tells us, all twelve teams have arrived, and are waiting for their various charter buses that will take them to "parts unknown." The teams are all preparing to get a room for the night. I'm telling you, these people have gone soft. What ever happened to sleeping outside? Remember Paul and Amie and Dave and Margaretta sleeping under blankets by the Ferris wheel? And don't give me "winter," because it was winter then, too. These kids today, I'm telling you. The only one to hesitate is IndianaSteve, who's at the hotel early but balks slightly at the price he's quoted, and says he'd like to think about it and come back in a little bit. He and Debra leave to talk it over for a while. He voices over that he was worried about money, so he didn't want to blow it all on a room.