As the Stomach Turns

Revelations - Some parts of this season's finale were soapy in a good way. Some were soapy in a bad way. Basically, those were all the parts involving Christopher and Elena.

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Howdy, Pardner

Family Business - John Ross and Christopher decide to put aside their differences and work together. Bobby's head explodes.

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Mysteries of the Texas Justice System

No Good Deed - John Ross is locked up for murder. Everything that happens leading up to that -- and then after that -- is just... weird.

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So You Think You Can Dance

Collateral Damage - Christopher finds out he's going to be a daddy and Bobby deals with the repercussions of last week's slap fight. Meanwhile, John Ross and Vicente are locked together in a Venezuelan waltz to the death. Sadly, this is only half as literal as it could be.

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Mineral Rights? Mineral Wrongs!

The Enemy of My Enemy - Bobby and Christopher hunt through Jock Ewing's old records, searching for a way to stop J.R.'s drilling operation. Meanwhile, John Ross struggles to keep upwind of his own crap.

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It Hits the Fan

Truth and Consequences - The truth comes out about the Southfork sale. J.R. leaves town and leaves John Ross to shovel up the mess he left behind.

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Blackmail and Barbecue

The Last Hurrah - While everyone at Southfork gets ready for one last barbecue, J.R. schemes to cut his own son out of the shady deal they've been working.

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Dig, Dig, Dig

The Price You Pay - To get to the oil, you have to go through a lot of dirt.

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A Kick in the Cattle Baron's Balls

Hedging Your Bets - There's so much double-crossing, you'll need a scorecard to keep track of it all.

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Who Stuck J.R. in a Nursing Home?

Pilot: Changing of the Guard - Dallas is back, y'all.

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