Episode Report Card Gustave: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Velveteen Habit
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 1 | Aired on 10.27.2003
Anyway, so those of you who care, The Donation continues. Once the terrorists see the newscast and realize that Kiefer is out of the kountry, they look through "Kiefer's" things and realize that they have the wrong Bauer. The guy in the Ford Truck is really a construction worker named Jeff Bauer. Duh! They tell him they've made a mistake, and promise to send him some steaks if they can just have their package back. Jeff Bauer hands them the suitcase and drives off. "Nice truck," says one of the terrorists. He takes off in a helicopter, and once he's in the air, he opens the suitcase. It's merely a tool kit. Jeff Bauer has the original package. "He did what?" says Ricardo Montalban through clenched teeth. Jeff Bauer dials 911 on this cell phone. Suddenly a team of feds breaks into Jeff's house and arrests everyone. Two days later, Jeff is driving around in his Ford truck. The radio announces that that hospital mentioned earlier is not closing as previously reported, because at the last minute an anonymous donation was given. Jeff turns off the radio and gives the camera a smug look. Wow, if that doesn't make you want to buy a Ford F-150, what will?