Episode Report Card Gustave: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Velveteen Habit
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 1 | Aired on 10.27.2003
Back at the prison, Vaselino approaches Felipe Hartmano and demands to know why he killed PoorMan'sAlanDershowitz. "You want to improve your conditions here? You better start talking." Hartmano replies that he didn't want PoorMan'sAlanDershowitz talking to Vaselino. "About what?" asks Vaselino. "About anything." Vaselino starts to walk away, and Hartmano starts taunting him and daring him to beat him to a pulp since he has Hartmano in chains. Vaselino approaches him but cannot go through with it. "You are no fun," says Hartmano. Vaselino stomps off. The screen splits. The time is 01:44:42 PM. Klockwise from the top left, Hartmano is back in his cell, Kiefer klicks on his komputer keys, the jeep at Rancho Narcotico pulls up to the main hacienda, and Palmer and Brother Palmer go over his debate run-through.
Back La Hacienda de los Substancios Contoleros, PoorMan'sAngelinaJolie stomps inside, followed by BrotherOfHartmano. "My father is the ranch foreman," says PoorMan'sAngelina. "You promised he wouldn't be involved in your other activities." BOH argues that Juan Voight makes three times the going rate as his ranch hand, and that it's not outrageous to ask him to do a "little extra." Angelina argues that that's not the point. They agreed before they all came to live on Rancho Narcotico that neither Juan Voight or her "leetle brother" would be exposed to his illegal activities. Angelina has a brother? Do they make out? "You broke your word," says Angelina. "And that hurts me." BOH promises to make it up to Angelina by giving her father time off and an extra month's pay. "That's your solution to every problem, isn't it? Money," says Angelina, stomping away and simultaneously showing off her lovely big ass. BOH calls out to her but she ignores him, slamming the door on him. Um, Angelina? If you didn't want your family exposed to illegal activities, maybe you should have thought of that before you married a drug lord. BOH calls Billy Bob and asks if he made the call to the FBI. Billy Bob affirms that he did. "What about our boy?" asks BOH. "I'm watching him," says Billy Bob. The camera pulls back to reveal that Billy Bob is watching a surveillance video of Kyle by the pool. "Keep heem close," says BOH. "I weel," says Billy Bob.
So down at Kyle's pool, Kyle has a friend who seems to function like Rat's friend Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. You know, the sex-obsessed ticket scalper who betrays Rat by sleeping with Jennifer Jason Leigh even though Rat's in love with her? Anyway, Kyle and Kyle's friend are drinking some Bud short boys by the pool, and Kyle's friend is all, "What was it like to get knee-deep in some fine Tijuana tail?" ["'Tail'? Shut up, Kyle's friend." -- Sars] Kyle replies that he didn't go down there to get laid. He explains that he went down to Mexico to pick up a bag of cocaine, and that he's getting paid ten grand to bring it over the border and deliver it to this guy. "Why are you doing this?" asks Damone, rising in my esteem as we speak. Kyle explains about his sick mom and his unemployed dad. "We're about to get evicted from this crappy apartment," says Kyle. "Is that good enough for you?" Damone tells him he's crazy, and turns down Kyle's request to accompany him to the drop-off point. Kyle tells Damone to "think about it." Damone takes off his shirt and jumps into the pool. A pair of girls whoop it up over Damone's pasty bumpy body. Kyle sucks some more beer from his Budweiser short boy.