Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.14.2014
Jessica: "Oh, now I see what you're saying."Jessica stumbles out the door, embarrassed and horrified about people knowing her sad secrets, and everybody in the Brew is giving Spencer side-eye, and she realizes she is looking crazy as hell, and feels bad, and also her dad is going to give her the business. It's sad and Jessica's been through a lot, but I was kind of excited to see or imagine the phone call to Peter, like, just the grossness of having to be all, "Well, your daughter brought up our missing bastard in public at the top of her lungs and I'm wondering, will this affect my divorce do you think?"
ROAD TRIP!
Everybody hops in the car for their trip to this random place, and even though they've been tricked before -- many times! -- they still have faith in GPS. They're going to a place called Killingworth, by the way. Just dialing that right in.
Hanna: "You'll have to pry this diary out of my hands, for reasons this episode skillfully leads you to believe are Ezra-related but are actually a fairly minor embarrassment from years and years ago."
The Liars all lie to each other about their various secret activities this afternoon: Spencer didn't jump up Jessica DiLaurentis's ass at a coffee shop; Emily didn't spend the day staring into space in the middle of the woods; Aria is certainly not making plans with their English teacher later; Hanna doesn't even know who Caleb Rivers is.
MARIN
Ezra: "Hey, is Hanna home? And if not, is that book she's been reading home?"
Ashley: "Do you often show up unannounced at students' places of residence, or is this purely a courtesy you extend to Aria and her circle of friends?"
Ezra: "Actually I am here to remind you that Hanna is losing her mind, and it's affecting her schoolwork."
Ashley: "Oh, interesting. Okay, you just sit unattended in my house while I take care of some real estate business for a really long time. Hope you had nothing better to do."
Ezra immediately runs upstairs to go through Hanna's shit, of course, and Ashley just chills in the kitchen telling this person over and over that what they are talking about is not her problem. They are both just taking it pretty easy right now, to be honest.
GPS
Liars: "Well, Spencer is obviously The Human Cheat-Sheet. Suzy Clueless is Aria but nobody wants to say it."