Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.14.2014
Spencer: "Hanna, did you notice a missing page in the diary and/or did you tear a page out of that diary?"
Hanna: "No, and no. And trust me, it doesn't matter anyway."
Spencer: "Then do you want to talk about Caleb? I'm just feeling very questiony."
Hanna: "Head down, Hastings. We gotta beat this stormfront."
What she says is kind of sad either way, but especially in hindsight, because it sounds like she's protecting the group by being so evasive about this, when really that's not it at all: "It's not gonna bring us any closer to Alison, everyone knowing who did what behind whose back." Which, you can see what she's saying, but on the other hand is exactly the point of this diary.
Aria: "Here we go. Let me pretend to retrieve the key from somewhere other than my bra."
Liars: "This is so romantic! You should bring your boyfriend Jake here!"
Aria: "Uh, don't touch anything. You'll figure out whose cabin it is super quick if you do that, because the only books in this whole place are all from the Ezra Fitz syllabus."
Liars: "I don't want to give up on that B&B. What if Ali is hiding there?"
Spencer: "I dunno, let's grill the shit out of Hanna until she cracks."
Liars: "What is with you being all over Hanna this week?"
Spencer: "I can smell her lies!"
Hanna: "It's true. Fine, you guys. I'm the Cradlerobber."
Liars: "Do tell."
Hanna: "Sorry about this, but I kind of hooked up with Mikey Montgomery."
Aria: "Who is that again?"
FLASHBACK
Alison: "Oh my God! You are the grossest person. Trust me, I would know."
Hefty Hanna: "Alison, stop. You interrupted us before anything good happened..."
Alison: "And thank Christ for that! Aria's baby brother? It's repulsive! I would know."
Hefty Hanna: "He's two years younger than us. You have snapped the necks of people at least five years our senior."
Alison: "Look, I get it. You're a wide load and you're desperate to have your boobs touched. He's a horny little boy-child and wanted to touch some boobs. But both people being okay with something doesn't always mean it's okay, because we don't always make these choices with all the facts in mind. It's like Lolita. They both get what they want, but neither of them is in a place to know whether they are making good choices."