Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.14.2014
Hanna: "I'm just going to turn up the radio real loud so nobody can talk about it."Liars: "This ain't Spring Break, Hanna Marin! We are not Spring Breaking right now!"
Hanna: "Man, every time I try to fly I fall."
Liars: "What does it say? Suzy Clueless's dad is fucking around? That could be any of us. Except for Emily, obviously."
Aria: "...Oh, got it. It's me. She talks about my great fashion sense."
Liars: "Uh..."
Aria: "Right? So it's me, right? Right?"
Things get weird. Luckily, then things get weirder: One of the story cycles is about a personage named The Cradlerobber, and Hanna is scared to death they'll figure out why.
Liars: "Did Alison hook up with a younger guy?"
Hanna: "Does this radio go even louder?"
Liars: "Like, what if Boardshorts were a younger guy and not one of the million older guys that is constantly coming after us?"
Hanna: "Can I have that book back please? For no reason."
After a quick stop by Ezra, who is growling that way he does when he's turning into A, which is understandable because normally the Liars really do tend to leave shit around all willy-nilly and then act surprised when it's stolen. In this case, though, they've taken it with, so he's frustrated and surprised both. Then he opens Hanna's laptop, revealing their trip to the B&B, and he bounces from Ashley's house so he can go hack into their GPS and get them stranded near his murder cabin.
Then I guess he also hacks the weather, because it's about to start raining now that the car has mysteriously stopped working.
Emily: "First one of you bitches to suggest that I know my way around a car gets it."
Spencer: "Plus we can't call Toby, or Paige, or any of our loved ones, due to us lying to them about where we're going. So I guess now we live in the woods."
Hanna: "I recently ran into a person that I remembered has nothing to do with us, and happens to have a tow-truck company. I will summon him... He says two hours."
Aria: "I happen to know a cabin close by that I have a key to."
Liars: "Since when?"
Aria: "It's my uncle's! It's our secret."
The fact that she immediately goes there without ever even thinking about what she's saying is both the scariest and increasingly the very greatest thing about Aria. The ladies set out into the wilderness, looking for shelter from the coming storm, and heading directly to the cabin that is A's new Lair and they don't even know it!