Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.14.2014
EMILY
Still feeling it on the Kissin' Rock. You know the one, it's near where her best friend made a sex tape she was later forced to watch projected on the wall of a mausoleum where a stranger's identical body slowly rotted?
I think she does this the entire episode so maybe it isn't right now, but at some point she's going to leave her Emily bracelet on the Kissin' Rock, which is either a powerful symbol of moving forward unmarked by the abuse she suffered at the hands of her first love or the way she will be implicated in the next horrible murder. Didn't I always say shovels were the new bracelets? I hear bracelets are coming back into style. Bracelets bracelets bracelets.
HASTINGS
Spencer: "Anyway, I'm on my way into my house which is empty because it's the middle of the day, and I need you to remind my dad to call Toby..."
But her house is not actually empty! In fact it's about a hundred times brighter in there than usual, thanks to it being the middle of the day, which makes it even easier to identify the people that are there, such as Peter Hastings and his DiLaurentis whore.
Jessica, verbatim: "...That's what I said!"
Peter, same: "I don't understand. Does Jason know?"
Jessica, too: "No. He doesn't need to!"
Spencer: "Hey, bitches? What's going on in here? What just the fuck is going on in here?"
Jessica: "Hi, Spencer. I'm getting a divorce and I'm feeling weird about telling Jason about it, because he has a history of drug abuse kind of. So that explains everything. Right?"
Spencer: "Nothing explains anything. There is always more to be weird about."
THE BREW
Travis: "Do you recognize me without my cowboy hat?"
Hanna: "Actually I did not, so thanks for the hint. Now go away, I am stressed."
Travis: "Did you see on the news? CeCe was seen at a train station in Maryland and then vanished. She came up with a ton of money right before Wilden died, which is interesting."
Hanna: "Is it? I kind of already knew that, based on this ledger I found in A's Ravenswood Lair. Anyway, I have to go find my friends for a nonsensical road trip..."
Travis: "Wait, can I at least ask you how you are doing? How your mom is?"
Hanna: "No deal, homeslice. I am in no mood for human contact, due to my boyfriend dumping me and also I am possibly a child molester. So bye."