Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.14.2014
HASTINGS
Peter: "Anyway, I gotta..."
Spencer: "You sit your ass down, mister. Three days ago you literally banned me from talking to that woman, and now I find you sleazin' around in my kitchen? While Mom is out of town and you're flaking on my boyfriend?"
Peter: "You are doing ... a lot of Spencer stuff at me, right now."
Spencer: "I am just getting the fuck started, sir."
Peter: "It's actually all true, just listen. Yeah, Mr. DiLaurentis is lawyering up. So she asked for advice, due to us being -- if you'll recall -- fairly close friends."
Spencer, verbatim: "Oh what, and you're the only barrister in town?"
Peter: "You are so weird. Barrister. Anyway, sorry about Toby, but I was meaning to tell you about that anyway. Marion's death was an accident. I talked to them and they said she was on the roof, she slipped, she fell. They covered it up to protect their witness to the accident, who was a fellow patient."
Spencer: "So let me get this straight. A woman goes hurtling off a mental institution roof -- landing in multiple places, depending on who you ask -- and the only person who saw it is a mental patient? Who swears it was just a weird accident? And this person's so trustworthy that they pay a cop to alter the report, so nobody asks questions?"
Peter: "I guess so, honey. I guess that medical oversight in Rosewood operates on a level comparable to law enforcement, or our education system, in that pretty much anything goes."
THE BREW
Jessica: "Hey, Spencer. Good job finding me here at one of Rosewood's three small businesses on our one street we have. Forgive me for saying so, but you have the crazy eyes."
Spencer: "You bet your ass I got the crazy eyes now you listen up Jessica and you listen up good I have done everything in my power to keep my house from drifting apart like the expanding universe and nobody I mean nobody least of all you I mean it would take a far far better woman Jessica DiLaurentis than the one I see before me smelling of whiskey as you're standing here ordering a scone you're never even going to eat nobody I say is going to fucking push on this bruise again do you hear me. I said do you motherfucking hear me."
Jessica: "Honey, you're mumbling."
Spencer: "FIND ANOTHER LAWYER. SOMEBODY YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED."