Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.14.2014
Hefty Hanna: "Quit it. Just keep it a secret, please. You're great at that."Alison: "I won't tell Aria you hooked up with her brother. But that's only because she would never forgive you, and I don't want to see that happen to you. Because I'm such a good friend."
Alison: "Now, look at me. Someday someone will love you, for exactly who you are."
Hefty Hanna: "Aw, Alison. That's an incredibly..."
Alison: "It just might take you longer than the rest of us, that's all."
Hefty Hanna: "There it is."
CABIN
Aria: "Oh, Hanna..."
Hanna: "I know! I'm disgusting and awful!"
Aria: "Nah."
Hanna: "If you want to punch me in... Wait, what?"
Aria: "No big deal."
Liars: "Wait, what?"
Aria: "Look. Sometimes we make out with people older than us, that we should be able to trust, and they take advantage of that trust. Me and Ezra. Emily and Maya St. Germain. Spencer and anyone her sister has ever met. Who are we to judge? The point is, there are rarely any consequences."
Hanna: "That explains why Alison came down on Mike so hard. He's probably still scarred about it."
Aria: "Sucks, too. He had a huge crush on you. I say go get you some, little laxbro!"
Hanna: "That's kind of you to say. Super fucking weird, but..."
Liars: "But Hanna, that happened a long time ago. Whereas you are acting ass-crazy in the Now. So since you've been unburdened of this horrible secret nobody cares about or ever cared about, do you think you could..."
Hanna: "Caleb has left me for a dead girl with his same hair."
Liars: "Who had that in the pool? Spencer, obviously."
NATURE
Hanna bounces because even Hanna can only do so much radical disclosure in a given time period, and Emily follows her. At first Hanna is brusque and mean like all episode, but then a "wild animal" rustling in the woods -- most likely A, but really anybody on this show is a possibility -- scares her into wanting company. If I were out in the woods with wild creatures of a stormy evening, I would pick Emily too. (If CeCe Drake weren't available, obviously. "Fine, you can come, but go grab your mannequin leg first.")
CABIN
Spencer wants to find blankets -- for when Hanna calms down and the girls come back out of the rain -- so Aria goes with her to the storeroom so she can act sketch and hide any Ezra-revealing details. Spencer calls her out about being weird in there with her, and the door immediately slams and locks. Didn't even have time to gossip about Hanna's one million problems, which I was kind of looking forward to because she's so sweet and I love it when they worry about her and indulge her and treat her like the Emily.