Episode Report Card Megyn: D | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Shock The Ducky
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2000.08.23
Cut to Keller in the gym. Father Mukada enters to broach the subject of Beecher's rapidly declining mental health and active sex life. Mukada tells him Beecher's dying inside, and since they had a loving, intimate relationship, Keller can help. Keller chooses to focus on the sex of the relationship and encourages Mukada to go ahead and use his prepositions at will and describe the fundamentals of the history of Beech and Keller's sex life. Keller then says their relationship started off in violence and ended that way. How very Ellen and Heche. Keller switches gears: "Where do you live, Father?" "In a rectory." Keller focuses on the stigma of Catholic priests having wanton relations, and Father becomes aroused -- I mean, offended. Keller questions him as to whether he's ever had relations with another priest, and Mukada says no. Have I mentioned that I like Mukada? I do. He's very cool and doesn't overact the scenes he's given. With that said, Keller continues with his attempt at baiting Mukada into admitting he's a homosexual, and as Mukada insists on a point somewhere in Keller's little diatribe, Keller says, "You want me to do the honorable thing; well, we're in Oz and the rules don't apply. I'm not expected to change Beecher. Hell, I'd be breaking the code if I did." Mukada: "It only takes one man to change the system." Keller leans forward and gazes at him fixedly, "Well, I'm not that man."
Hill, crime, rural areas. Crime is still bad there. Ma and Pa Kettle.
Fade to Beecher with Sister Pete and Mukada. "Tobias, we have bad news." Beecher's like, "Oh, for a change?" Mukada explains that Hank Schillinger has been released on a technicality and how does that make you feel? Beecher begins to leave. Pete asks him to stay and discuss the anger. Beecher tells her she doesn't want to see his anger because it's a scorcher in there. She says she can handle it. "Where the fuck have you been during all this shit?" He tells her she is nothing but a selfish -- and I will quote Charlotte on Sex And The City here -- C U Next Tuesday. Beecher leaves as she yells that Holly needs her father.