Episode Report Card Megyn: D | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Shock The Ducky
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2000.08.23
Said and Arif approach Adebesi in the main room in Em City as a fellow Adebesite pours Simon a refreshing product-placed Pepsi. Said: "I was wrong. I see that now. You have transformed this block into a paradise...a Utopia. I want to join you." He starts yelling it out so that everyone can hear and says he will "service him in any way he wants." But before we can all spot the progressing boner Adebesi is working on, he "rises," reaches out for Said's necklace, and tells him to swear on Allah. Said says, "I do so swear." Adebesi: "Now I can raise you to my equal; together, there is nothing we can't do." He starts singing as he reaches out and adjusts Said's knit cap to the side so it looks like his own. Bwa! They sing the word "Nothing" over and over, and Said kind of smiles this creepy-ass smile and looks like he's enjoying himself in a way that is just bad and wrong.
Up on the second floor, Ryan and Keller observe the merger. Keller: "Said and Adebesi, hand in hand." Ryan: "It's the end of the fucking universe." No, Ryan, the end came when you did Claire.
Hill. Politics. Delineating Devlin's evil side. We see a flashback of Clayton threatening to do something about Devlin. Then we see Glynn's wife come to visit her clueless husband to tell him Clayton hasn't been home in days, and she proceeds to show him a poster of Devlin with a bull's-eye drawn in red marker over his head. Glynn patronizes her and sends her on her way. I start tossing sunflower seeds at my TV screen and looking for something to shove under my fingernails. We next see Devlin, having yet another press conference. He is showcasing the new "stab-proof" vests he will have all the guards wearing this fall season, because he is just all about fighting crime. The vests have a red heart on them with "second chance" written in white. In walks Clayton; he pulls a gun in slo-mo and empties it in and around Devlin. Glynn throws himself at Clayton and restrains him on the ground while anyone having anything to do the The Bodyguard starts calling their banks to check the balance in their checking accounts. We see the press taking photos as someone, maybe Glynn, yells to call a doctor. Guess that prostate cancer wasn't as dangerous as we all thought.
Next week: the Season 4, part something-or-other finale.