Episode Report Card Megyn: D | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Shock The Ducky
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2000.08.23
Cut back to death row, former home of the best damn character ever and I still miss her, where Van Blow is goading Moses about how he always calls him "black boy," and while he was downstairs with his lawyer, Van Blow was thinking of other racial slurs to call him. I'll tell all of you right now, as long as I recap this show, I will not type racial slurs. I will always skip over them, because that's the kind of power the recapper has. I'll type dumb-ass scenes, sex scenes between Ryan and Claire until I'm driven to bang my head against the laptop keyboard causing me to walk around the rest of my life with the home keys embedded in my forehead, but there are lines. I draw them. There you have it. Also, Van Blow's dialogue is just dumb. I have an aversion to dumb-ass dialogue. Moses draws a screwdriver from the cast on the arm he broke hitting the wall the last time Van Blow slurred him); all the while VB is spouting racist nonsense, and Moses begins chiseling away at the wall between them. While the voice of logic and reason inside me says, "There's no way in hell he can dig through -- I mean, the first time someone approaches the friggin' cell they'll see it!" the southerner in me who hates Van Blow with, and I'm gonna quote Djb here, the fire of a thousand suns cheers his screwdriver on and waits for the season finale where the smackdown will surely be delivered.