Episode Report Card Megyn: D | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Shock The Ducky
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2000.08.23
Cut to Schillinger entering the visiting area to find Hank with a skanky looking extra. Schillinger, "Hank?" Hanks stands, "Yo, Dad." Like, who says that anymore? The nutshell is that Hank wants to go to Florida after the scare of being almost punished for cutting off a child's hand, killing him, then traumatizing another. Schillinger agrees to give him the funds to do so, and Hank promises to return and do the father/son thing that Vern so craves. Perhaps they will go puppy-kicking.
Cut to Sister Pete in her office with Beecher and Mukada. She tells Beecher she's arranged for visits with Holly three times a week. The words are still suspended in the air above her head when we hear Vern say "mail." Beecher flies across the room and attacks Beelzebub. Sister Pete screams for the guards to break them up and says to take poor Beecher back to Em City. Schillinger: "Wowee, got quite a temper, hasn't he?" We insta-cut to Beecher seeking an audience with Pancamo, who is lying on his bottom bunk pondering the beauty of his massive upper body. Beecher wants a favor. He asks him to kill Hank Schillinger, and fires Pancamo up by explaining how Vern and Hank kidnapped the children and got off on a technicality. Pancamo sums it all up by pointing at Beecher and saying, "Dat sucks." Pancamo wonders how he can be certain Beecher isn't also working with the hacks and won't ultimately turn him in. Well, you see, because Tobias plans to also kill Vern. Pancamo agrees that this exonerates him from karma. Price? One thousand for Pancamo, and a thousand for the job. We see Said looking at them from afar.
Cut to Beecher getting ready for the visit with Holly. He's all decked out in a polo shirt and watered-down hair. In walks Said to tell him he saw him with Pancamo. He knows Beecher is up to some kind of murdering mischief. Said tells Beecher that the madness will never end. That killing Beelzebub will not avenge his son and will not help Holly adjust. I, for one, feel for Beecher. We see Beecher go into the playroom area, and Holly runs over to greet him. She's definitely a punkin. So cute! He sweeps her up and has flashbacks to the last time she visited with Gary. We then see Hank hugging Vern, and Hank lying in a street naked and dead. Naked? Yeah. We realize from this helpful montage that Tobias is having a moral dilemma about killing someone's son.