Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Mama Dramarama
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.25.2013
Spencer: "How was Washington? Where you supposedly were?"
Melissa: "They liked me, I liked them."
Spencer: "Now I know you're lying!"
Melissa: "I will have an internship in San Francisco, London, or Mystic Falls."
Spencer: "Whichever one is farthest away. Oh, unless you're dating somebody, then I got dibs."
Melissa: "So how's it been going since I tried to set all your friends on fire?"
Spencer: "Wilden's dead! Somebody shot him and stuffed him in his own trunk and left him in the middle of town!"
Melissa: "No I meant like, has anything out of the ordinary happened."
Spencer: "Anyway, I hope you leave town and never come back."
Melissa: "That's probably a good idea for both of us."
Spencer: "What a caring thing to say, with such a hateful inflection."
CALEB!
Caleb: "Uncle Dad was living on a lake and fishing every day, I guess for food. I finally found him and told him that I knew the bell-stealing was a setup, but not of whom. Then I told him I should have stuck by him anyway. Not because it's true or even plausible, but because I got the sense he wanted to hear it."
Hanna: "That sounds neat."
Caleb: "Anyway, from your tone of voice I can tell it's time to talk about you instead of me. I don't think your mom killed Wilden."
Hanna: "I mean, I think it's more proper to say we don't hope my mom killed Wilden. Because it seems like she did."
Caleb: "We need to prove she was in NYC at that particular time that he was being murdered."
Hanna: "Even if she wasn't?"
Caleb: "Especially if she wasn't, honey."
MONTGOMERY GIRLS
Aria: "Vienna? In Austria?"
Ella: "For real?"
Aria: "I'm so impressed! That he would be admitted to such a prestigious program like the Come Live In This Viennese Castle & Make Pastries Foundation."
Ella: "Well, I'm not going. You're a hot mess, and your brother is Marty McFlying his way out of this dimension altogether. It's not a great time."
Aria: "You say that like I don't have a perfectly fine other parent. I mean, he hasn't let me be imprisoned and poisoned and clobbered in the head by one of his lovers in weeks."
SNIPPY W/ POOR TOBES
Spencer: "This phone number doesn't exist on the internet!"