Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Mama Dramarama
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.25.2013
Melissa: "I'm coming in, bitch. Why was Hanna at the RWPD?"
Spencer: "Why were you?"
Melissa: "Holbrook wanted to discuss Wilden. Which I mean, I hardly knew him..."
Spencer: "You were in high school and NAT Club together, you're both B-Team, you both knocked up Ali at the shore..."
Melissa: "Yeah but that was all a long time ago. I am one fake pregnancy, one dead husband, one texting ghost husband, one Black Swan, a Lodge fire and a London internship past that now."
Spencer -- as you've been wanting her to do the entire scene, major suspencer -- nudges a throw blanket over the Melissa mask. By the way, Melissa is wearing a dark jacket with lime-green piping that makes her look like she's in The Prisoner.
Melissa: "As if this could just be asked casually in any tone at all, but do you ever think about how all my friends are dying and why? Like, what does it all mean?"
Spencer: "On the off chance you're being sincere, that is a pretty big question full of things we can't talk about."
Melissa: "Maybe we hate each other because we're so much alike. Just like in that movie Aria was watching with Jake, only I'm the one that is actually connected to the conspiracy and it only looks like you're the fucked up one."
Spencer: "Maybe. I always thought I just hated you because fuck you."
Melissa: "You asked me once if I would choose you over Ian, if it came down to protecting you over somebody I loved, what I would do."
Spencer: "It was pretty rhetorical, I thought."
Melissa: "Well, what would you answer now, if I asked you?"
Spencer: "You really couldn't be less vague if you tried, sister dear."
Melissa: "All we know for sure is, I am sketchy as hell. Even though I never end up having done anything wrong, I seem to work overtime to make it look like I have."
FIELDS
Pam: "Don't be alarmed, I just came to rouse you out of a sound sleep to let you know that your dad is coming home from Texas because Family Services is going to put us all in jail and you are going to be homeless and living on the streets and Paige is going to Stanford and you are never going to see her again and everything is over because nobody even knows if this is actually Family Services or just A at the top of her game."
Emily: "Cool, goodnight."
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