Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Mama Dramarama
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.25.2013
Aria: "Anything that makes me feel superior is a turn on, Jake. Eat your popcorn."
When it came out Time magazine called it "wakeful fare for folks who don't care what is going on, or why, " and said "the plot's crazily mystifying, nightmare blur is an asset, and only one of many." Remind you of anything?
Bacall: Clearly has an itch on her thigh.
Bogart: "Go ahead and scratch."
Bacall: Hides her gratitude; goes ahead and scratches.
DR. VARGAS
Vargas: "So you fell off your bike? And just randomly your shoulder was the only thing."
Emily: "That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
Vargas: "And you're still in pain, huh. Want some hydrocodone? I'm not like a regular doctor, I'm a cool doctor."
Emily: "I have weird reactions to that."
Vargas: "Not according to your file. Where'd you get hydrocodone?"
Emily: "Uh, what I meant was, I heard sometimes you can hit your head in a pool on it."
ASHLEY'S OFC
Hanna: "Brought your car keys!"
Ashley: "Thanks, but here is some attitude. And no, you can't have your own set."
Hanna: "Nice flowers!"
Ashley: "I guess everybody got them that went to the conference."
She leaves Hanna just long enough for Hanna to find the accompanying card in the trash: "You did not attend Anything Goes, like you told your daughter! Love, People At Your Job." Hanna tosses it angrily in the trash, and leaves her mom hanging.
AFTER SCHOOL DOWNLOAD
Aria: "I don't like having Ella in her own apartment, much less her own Europe."
Spencer: "The internet is not helping with this phone number."
Emily: "I am going through Ali's shit still."
Pam: "I just talked to your doctor and apparently you're on drugs. Get in the fucking car."
A Text: "Dear Aria, I am about to make Pam Fields look like an abuser. Love, A."
RIVERS & MARIN
Caleb: "Look, being in denial about your parents' misdeeds is something I am getting good at, and I usually end up being right anyway. All we know is that she wasn't at the play."
Hanna: "Uh, and we also know that she ruined her shoes and was in Rosewood at random hours, and... I am going to end up with no parents! Like some kind of goddamn..."
Caleb: "Watch it. You know, though, you bring up an interesting point. I have just learned about dads and how they exist. Maybe we should talk to your dad about this thing that has literally nothing whatsoever to do with your dad."