Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Mama Dramarama
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.25.2013
Hanna: "Ever since we engineered Sister Kate's meltdown they haven't really been talking. Also, this has nothing at all to do with him."
Caleb: "He's a lawyer, and a person's father. Either of those is good enough for me. Dads!"
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Hanna's apparently bringing Pam some flowers to calm her down about this latest thing when she comes upon a whole room devoted to a murder board of murder clues for solving murders, and it's excellent.
- - Spencer's says "Power Play?" in a million places
- - Mona is called "cyber stalker" and their only question about her shit is "why?"
- - Wilden had a disciplinary hearing in November, I feel like we knew that
- - They wonder if Aria encouraged Mikey to do his stealing, rather than suicidal depression
- - They are still looking for the cemetery's groundskeeper, which is wise because he is bad at his job
- - Melissa is "too smart to get caught" -- and who was her doctor from her fake pregnancy?
- - Dr. Anne Sullivan looking super crazy -- and why did she suddenly stop claiming doctor/patient privilege once Mona went to Radley?
- - They are curious about Jenna's various alibis, and her relationship to Noel Kahn, but no mention of his Robot Murder House
- - Paige's name is highlighted in the incident report about the lighthouse shooting
- - They think Ashley maybe had a relationship with Wilden, and that she was the last person who saw him before he got run over, and they also want to check her NYC mileage
- - Aria would "do anything" for Spencer, and is connected to a "mystery man" (lol)
- - There is no actual record of Hanna's shoplifting arrest
- - Wren is referred to as a "doctor," like maybe he's not actually a doctor?
- - CeCe smirking away
- - A picture of a shovel
Holbrook: "Hey, don't look at all that information about you! You could prove helpful, and that is no bueno."
Hanna: "I'm just here because don't worry about it. Listen, is that all about Wilden?"
Holbrook: "That is all about everything, including Wilden."
Hanna: "Why am I on there?"
Holbrook: "Everybody is on there. It is everybody and everything. Let's say that board represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, this is Ian and this is CeCe, this is a shovel and over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right? It's Paris! There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity."