Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Mama Dramarama
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.25.2013
HECTOR LIME
Aria: "Ali came out here alone?"
Hanna: "Yeah, she does not historically seem to have given a fuck about much."
Aria: "Is that a mannequin on the porch, or a person? This is getting weird."
Hector: "It is about to get way weird. Get off my porch."
Emily: "Do you recognize this mask you made? Sorry it is the middle of the night."
Hector: "Oh boy. Yeah, you'd better come in. That bitch scared the hell out of me."
RADLEY
Toby: "So this is the window my mom jumped out of, huh? I thought this would be a more cheerful experience than it is turning out to be."
Spencer: "So we good here?"
Toby: "Hang on, I have to climb all over the windowsill and rub the window like a housecat at dinnertime... Oh I just figured out how stupid I am."
Spencer: "Because you gave us up yet again to find out a bunch of BS you already knew?"
HECTOR LIME
Hector: "You peeled the harlequin face off the Alison face. You voided the warranty."
Liars: "That's fine, she's dead anyway. How did you meet Ali and come to make infinite copies of her face which you then hid under random other masks?"
Hector: "I put an ad out for a 'Joan of Arc' model, and Alison was perfect. Because she is a teenage girl who did not ever once give a fuck, and also was mentally insane, just like Joan of Arc."
Emily: "Tell us more information."
Hector: "Only if I get to make a mask of your face. I think you would make a splendid Medusa. Snakes coming out of your hair, just like that time you got drunk at that dance and started tossin' real talk. I'll give you info, and all I ask for is ... your face."
POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS!
Spencer: "The angle of incidence is such that a person could not commit suicide from this window. What is she, parkour? Tell the truth, was your mom Spider-Man?"
Toby: "No she was just a regular mom."
Spencer: "Then I am overjoyed to tell you that your mother was murdered."
HECTOR LIME
Hector: "While I'm doing this, you should ask all your questions. But not you, Emily. You just sit there with plaster all over your face making you feel crazed with face claustrophobia."
Liars: "Wait, so you made a mold of Alison's face for Joan of Arc, but then so why are there a million other masks of her everywhere?"