Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Mama Dramarama
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.25.2013
Hector: "That's immortality, my dears. She wanted her friends to look like her."
Hanna: (Goes secretly creepin'.)
Aria: (Picks up a hammer in case he suddenly wigs.)
Hector: "Hard masks, and soft ones... I made 'em, handed 'em over. Broke the mold when I was done, just like God did. And because she told me to."
Just before Hector is done making Emily's face into a mask, Hanna finds... A mask of her own face! Just kidding, Hanna, that's a mirror. But she does find a mask of Melissa Hastings, because why not. Most hilariously, as they're leaving Emily is pulling the plaster out of her hair. I so wanted her to be like, "You guys, I have plaster in my hair!" but she is too busy dealing. Maybe when Pam nails her for going out after being grounded in Robot House for doing drugs, she can say that. "Mom! I have plaster in my hair, tone it down!"
MARIN & RIVERS
Mr. Marin: "Little wolf boy on the side of the road, let's have a frank discussion. But first I gotta know, did Ashley put you up to this?"
Caleb: "First of all, no. Second of all, she shouldn't have to."
Marin: "Okay here's the scoop. Ashley came over to my house that night, around nine. Isabelle was having a party, so I snuck her up to my office over the garage."
Caleb: "You're a whore, dude. Did she talk about any murders she had just done?"
Marin: "She just wanted money and I wouldn't give her any money and then my dumb wife needed me for her party, and then Ashley disappeared."
Caleb: "This is interesting information you could have shared."
Marin: "You're just on the edge of this right now. You could still walk away."
Caleb: "I love your daughter, Mr. Marin."
Marin: "Fine you are no longer on the edge of this right now. You are in the middle of it. Because the point of this scene is, my gun is missing. Presumably has been, since that night when Ashley stole it and used it to shoot Wilden over and over and over."
Caleb: "Again, very interesting info."
FIELDS
Emily: "Hey Mom. Go easy on me, please."
Pam: "No way! You totally snuck out of Robot House! And why is there shit in your hair?"
Emily: "I will answer your questions with zero information, in order to put you at ease."
Pam: "Okay meanwhile, did you know Family Services is up my ass? A reported me for yelling at you outside the school, and somebody who is probably A called me about how you keep ending up in the hospital with broken shoulders and pain cream eating your tummy up and telling Dr. Vargas about your hydrocodone use..."