Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT You Give Me Fever
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.06.2003
Warsaw. Yeah. I got nothing on this location. Syd and Will are standing on some random dock. Will's all, dude? Assuming St. Aidan shows, what in the hell am I supposed to say to him? Syd's all, tell him you've been given code six clearance and you want to hear about the Covenant. Then she hands him an earpiece. "Last chance to bail out," she says. "What're you, kidding me?" he says. "I love this stuff." Heh. We love you, Will! Love you! Will goes to get into position as Syd pulls up the antenna on her listening device.
Oops Center. Marshall and Penis Head are kibitzing as they walk down the hall. Marshall informs Penis Head that the person from the Covenant who contacted them was using a voice identification scrambler device, making it impossible to identify the voice of the caller. Penis Head's all, so, like, what? You're telling me you got nothing? There's no way to verify that it was the Covenant making the demands? Marshall bloogles something about how the fact that they know nothing means it probably was the Covenant because the Covenant does stuff like oh for Christ's sweet sake, I have no idea what he's talking about and I don't really care because we're only about twenty minutes away from Syd and Will sex and I really want to get on with this, like, NOW. Marshall stops Penis Head before he walks away and asks him if Sydney's going to be okay. The shit that comes out of Penis Head's mouth at this point is so abhorrent that I'm not even going to recap it. Suffice it to say, Penis Head is one big fat lying sack of cow dung. And the fact that he's lying to our mascot Marshall is really, REALLY disgusting. I can't wait for him to die.
Back in Warsaw, Will's waiting for his meet 'n' greet. St. Aidan's late, however, by about an hour and ten minutes. Syd wants to know if he's always this late. Will thinks they might have been blown off. Just then, a thick Russian voice says, "Mr. Tippin?" Will turns. Syd uses her scope and sees Lazawewillwewillrockyou walking calmly toward Will. His hand is missing, and Will asks what happened to it. Um, it's not there, Will. That's what's wrong with it. For some bizarre reason, Syd just now notices that it's Lazarakillingmesoftly and says so out loud. Yeah. I thought she got it in the beginning, but whatever. LazaraIamthewalrus just says that he wouldn't have come at all, but he could really use the cash right about now. Will's all, yeah, we'll see what we can do about that, buddy. Oh, and I've been given code six clearance, so feel free to talk to me about anything. Anything at all. You know, whatever strikes your fancy. Like, um, the Covenant perhaps?
Lazarakajagoogoo is all, dude? Why are you asking me about the Covenant? What makes you think I'd even know anything about them? Huh? I cannot talk about Covenant. At all. Ever. Infinity. He turns to walk away. Syd gets on the horn and tells Will to tell Lazaradevilinside that Julia Thorne sent him. This stops Lazaunionofthesnake cold. He turns. "No. I don't believe you," he breathes. He turns to go again and Syd tells Will to yell out the name "Lazarey." Will does so. Lazaridingincarswithboys turns back. Syd barks out instructions to Will and he follows them, telling Lazapocalypsenow that Julia Thorne told him to come and see him; she needs to see him and she trusts him, but she's in danger. Lazaraninetofive asks if they found "it." Syd doesn't know what he's talking about. "Have they been to Graz?" Lazarasixteencandles asks. "I need to know if --" Suddenly a van peels up and someone shoots Lazarait'smyturn in the neck with a dart. Syd tells Will to get the hell outta there. He does. Syd sees that it's Sark who shot at Lazarunmarriedwoman and she runs forward, shooting at Sark all the way. Will runs off and finds cover somewhere else on the dock. He's about to move away when a car peels up and Syd goes, "Will!" Will ducks as Syd pulls out her gun and shoots at Sark, who's directly behind Will. Will gets into the car and they skid off, leaving Sark behind looking none too pleased with current circumstances.