Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT You Give Me Fever
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.06.2003
Moscow Safe House of Already Done It Best Friend Sex. Syd's lying in Will's arms and suddenly she goes, "Oh my God." Will's all, "I know it's weird. I've been waiting to do that for, like, eight years." Heh. So have we all, Will. So have we all. Syd suddenly gets up out of bed and puts on her pants and is all, no, what you said about me before! About me being, you know, "me." Will's all, dude? I don't remember, okay? Could you just come back to bed? Syd's all, Lazarey asked if "they" have it and if "they" had been to Graz. "Whatever it was that was hidden, whatever he was talking about," says Syd, "I obviously had it. I must have had it. In Graz." Will just kind of lies back in bed, wondering why Syd isn't interested in a repeat performance of the Best Friend Sex they just had.
Syd sits down in front of her laptop, ignoring the fact that there's a hot naked guy in her bed. "Whatever I did, if it was me," says Syd, "the choices I made were my choices." Will catches on and is all, oh, yeah, if you had something to hide today, where would you hide it? Syd's all, you got it, non-boyfriend. You got it. Syd's computer screen comes up. Syd's all, let's assume for a second that it's information, data, something that has to be stored. Will's all, well, if it's something small, it could be hidden anywhere. Syd just looks at him. "Somewhere safe," she says. Will says that when Lazarey spoke, back at the meet, it didn't sound like it was someplace safe. Syd's all, I am WAY ahead of you; I'm thinking bank safety deposit box or hotel. Will's all, wait. What? How come? Syd's all, because that's where I'd put it, non-boyfriend. That's where I'd put it. I honestly have no idea what's going on here, and I'm too bothered by the fact that neither of them are licking each other's sternums to really pay attention to anything that's happening.
Syd looks at her computer screen. A bunch of hotels come up. "Where would I hide something?" she asks herself. "Wait a second." She clicks on Das Hotel Verlustzeit for some reason. Will's all, what? "Hotel Verlustzeit," says Syd. Gesundheit. And then we quickly change to Francinator, smoking a cigarette, looking extremely delicious while she waits for her man. Sark appears momentarily, wiping what looks like blood from his left hand. "We're going to Graz," he says as he passes Francinator. "Hotel Verlustzeit." Francinator tosses her cigarette to the ground and follows him. Looks like Sark Daddy submitted readily to the mini blowtorch and offered up the goods on Spy Barbie.