Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT You Give Me Fever
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.06.2003
Syd moves forward, seeing a small octagonal box in the space that the fallen steel piece has revealed. She goes to reach for it. Will wants to know what it is. Too bad someone tugs it away before either of them can discover its true nature. A magnet at the back of the vault has the octagonal box. The magnet pulls away and it's Sark, looking at Syd through an obviously blasted-open hole. He winks at her and moves away. Hello. St. Aidan's Flakes, anyone? Syd's all, Sark's got it! She and Will move off, back to the hall from whence they came. Will's all, go! Syd's all, you're not trained! Will's all, dude? Seriously? I slept with a CLONE for, like, six months! Do you think I wouldn't have learned how to handle "situations" like this in that time? Come ON! "Go!" he says, and Syd believes him. She runs in the opposite direction.
Will plunges through some doors, his gun held low. He checks behind him -- no one's coming. Too bad Francinator shoves a room service cart in front of him. Will bails, ass over elbows, his gun skidding to the side. Will goes to reach for the gun, but Francinator steps up. "I guess we have unfinished business," she says, kicking him in the gut. Back with Sark, he's running like he's never run before. And Syd's chasing like she's never chased before. Especially considering that she's wearing that hideous pink and black getup that practically reveals her innermost Syd, if you know what I mean. Back with Will and Francinator, Francinator's kicking Will's ASS. Punches are being thrown, kicks are being tossed -- it's not looking good for our Willage. Then, a miracle happens. Will develops balls. And not just any balls, but karate-kicking balls. He punches the shit out of Francinator and then delivers a sound tae-bo roundhouse kick. Francinator takes the hits well, then picks up a steak knife from another room service cart and brandishes it at Will. Back with Sark, he's running for some exit doors. Syd kicks a door and slams Sark back to the reality that Syd is taking his prize. When Sark tries to move, Syd just slams Sark in the face and makes him go beddy-bye for a wee bit.
Back with The Vengeful Lover and his Freaky Double Girlfriend, Francinator's just delivered a kick to the head that would put most men down. But not Will. He grabs a fluorescent light from above and slams it into her face. Then he shoves her up against a wall. They fight over the knife she has. Finally, it turns in Francinator's direction. "This is for Francie," says Will, as he shoves the knife into Francinator's chest. We actually hear the blood spilling down onto the floor as Francinator falls. Niiice, Foley dudes. Niiiice.
Back at Syd and The Octagonal Box of Hope and Information, Syd finally grabs the box and moves away from Sark. Instead, Will, who has just killed someone for the very first time, is having one of those "I really wish I could talk to someone who understands what this feels like" moments. Luckily, Syd walks up. She's without commiseration, unfortunately, because, like, she and Will? Have to get the hell outta there, pronto. Will, almost stunned stupid by his murder of the woman who duplicated his girlfriend for so many months, can't really comprehend what Syd's asking. Finally, Syd's plea reaches his ears. He drops the knife, and they run off.