Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT You Give Me Fever
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.06.2003
They both laugh, and Will says it's okay, like he understands. As do we all, Will. As do we all. "But not cuzza her," slurs Syd. "Iss jus…I still love him." Aw. "God," says Will. "That sucks." Yes, yes it does, Will. Hee. Syd sort of sits up and says that, considering everything she's been through, she's pretty damn normal. Heh. According to WHOM? "I'm emotional," she says, getting, of course, emotional. "I try to be honest. But I've…I've never been a depressed person." Okay, that is just hilarious. YOU CRY ALL THE TIME. I'd say that's the first sign of overall depression. Of course, I cry at Hallmark commercials, so I'm really not a good judge of this. Will just listens drunkenly, which is his primary role at this point in time. Syd's all, I've never been a depressed person…until now. Will's all, I get it, sweetie. Can we make out now? Syd's all, not yet. I have to talk about the Lost Years for a second. She says that nothing's felt the same this year, and it ain't just Vaughn that's making it weird; it's the lack of Will and of Francie and of the (almost) normal life she had so long ago.
Syd starts to do that drunk cry that we're all familiar with (unless, of course, we're not raging alcoholics like I am). "I dunno," says Syd, sniffling. "What?" says Will, taking the bait. "I'm just alone," she says, looking at Will plaintively. She starts to cry in earnest, and Will kisses her on the forehead and gathers her in his arms. Awwwww yeah. She cries. He comforts her. She pulls back and lays one on him. Awwwww yeah, again. Some more. Heh. Will kind of goes with it, and before we can see a full-on sex scene, we switch to Buenos Aires, and the collective audience screams out, "NOOOOOO! We want Syd/Will sex! We want the SWILL! It's the only damn sex we've had this season so far! COME ON!" But, sadly, there is no SWILL. There is only…Buenos Aires.
And a fountain. A fountain in Buenos Aires. Some hot guy on a bench picks up a newspaper. Sloane's sitting next to him. He tells Hot Guy that the target is a government employee. Notice how he doesn't say "Sydney Bristow." That'll be important later. Hot Guy wants to know when and where. Sloane tells him that when he knows, Hot Guy will know. Hot Guy says, "And just when I was beginning to believe the glowing press about you being such a…humanitarian." Heh. By the way, I have no idea who the actor is who's portraying Hot Guy, but his Argentinean accent is lovely. Melissa George? Are you listening? Sloane just says, "You're a smarter man than I," and leaves.