Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 106 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Coyote Not-So-Ugly
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 2001.01.11
P3. Prue continues with the bar prep as the B-BB approaches snottily. The B-BB needs Prue to "help the DJ set up." Prue smiles sweetly and scratches her nose in response, TKing the rope holding up the balloon drop free of its mooring, sending a cascade of blue and white balloons to the club floor. The B-BB wails, whining that "that's the third time that happened." "Oh, that's too bad," Prue babytalks back. As the B-BB scuttles over to string up the balloons again, Justin approaches, amused by it all. Regarding the balloon situation, Justin guesses the club has a "poltergeist situation." Prue's momentarily taken aback, and asks Justin if he really believes in things like ghosts and such. He does, noting that said belief "makes life interesting." Prue clearly thinks her life's becoming more and more interesting because of Justin, and comments that she should add "belief in the supernatural" to her list. At the rate she's going, someone's going to have to toss a bucket of ice water on her before the end of this episode.
The phone rings. It's SlutPiper, who fakes her way through a story of finding a demon in the manor. Prue asks SlutPiper if she froze the demon, and SlutPiper presses the phone to her shoulder to gloat a moment over this bit of information. RealPiper, reflected in a pot on the kitchen stove, rolls her eyes. SlutPiper describes the demon as having "wild hair and these intense, bulging eyes." If she's describing Piggy, she left out the bit about the snout, the jowls, and the non-existent jaw line. Prue tells SlutPiper to pull a vanquishing spell from the Book of Shadows while she heads to the library to pick up Phoebe. SlutPiper tells her to hurry, and hangs up. SlutPiper then turns to RealPiper, asking for the whereabouts of the BoS. RealPiper stonewalls, telling SlutPiper she's made "a big mistake." SlutPiper coolly replies that if RealPiper doesn't get with the program, SlutPiper will go through each sister until she finds one who will help her roast Piggy. "One dead demon or three dead witches?" she asks. RealPiper sends her to the attic.