Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 104 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Coyote Not-So-Ugly
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 2001.01.11
Still no opening credits, as we cut to a yuppie stalking down the street barking orders into one of those newfangled hands-free cellular phones the kids are so hot for nowadays. Andrew Bowen plays the yuppie. Mr. Bowen had a brief stint on Mad TV, during which he played the clueless yahoo they set Debbie Rowe up with in a Change of Heart parody. (They set Michael Jackson up with Jocelyn Wildenstein. I snicker every time I think of it.) ["He also showed up as a Keanu Reeves-imitating desk clerk last season on ER." -- Sars] Anyway, Andrew pauses to check out his appearance in a mirrored office-building window as he tells his colleague that "it has to be done before the stock IPOs" for the "computer game" they're working on. I wonder if the writers are even aware that newspapers carry sections entitled "Business," wherein the various troubles of tech stocks have been detailed for months. Meanwhile, SlutEssence percolates out of a sewer grating and slithers up to Andrew's groin. I'm not kidding with that. SlutEssence swirls up to Andrew's face and enters his body through his mouth as Andrew moans in near-orgasmic ecstasy. SlutAndrew slinkily hangs up on the colleague, and checks out his/her/its new equipment. "Well, now," SlutAndrew croons. "I've never been a man before. Walking should be interesting," and SlutAndrew cups his crotch. RealAndrew appears as a reflection in the mirrored window, wearing a white linen smock I'm told is popular on the Indian subcontinent. SlutAndrew demands that RealAndrew take him/her/it to the Charmed Ones. RealAndrew, of course, has no idea what SlutAndrew is talking about. RealAndrew attempts to get help from a passing woman, to no avail. SlutAndrew informs RealAndrew he's "just a trapped soul now," and turns to stalk away.