Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 104 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Coyote Not-So-Ugly
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 2001.01.11
Out in the alley, Prue shoves SlutPiper towards a wall, and joins Phoebe in reciting, "Host soul, reject the poison essence/Let love's light end this cruel possession." SlutPiper is knocked back slightly by the spell, but quickly recovers. "Clever, girls," SlutPiper snots. Phoebe realizes SlutPiper is too strong, and that they will need the Power of Three to vanquish her. Prue tells SlutPiper she has "ten seconds" to get out of Piper's body on her own. "Or what?" SlutPiper replies. "You'll hit me with another rhyming couplet?" Snerk. SlutPiper notes that she has the combined power of both Piggy and Piper, and is therefore "too strong for the Charmed Ones." Phoebe calls Leo for help, but SlutPiper informs them that he won't be orbing to their aid, as she's knocked him out. Prue violently TKs SlutPiper up against a wall, demanding again that the Essence of Slut leave her sister's body. SlutPiper reminds them the host must be killed for the essence to be released, but says if they insist, it's fine with her. SlutPiper pulls back the dropcloth to reveal DeadAndrew. She yanks the carving knife out of his chest and prepares to plunge it into her own, but Prue and Phoebe stop her. SlutPiper coolly hands the knife over to Prue, and glides past them back into the club.
Commercials. I like how the marketing people behind the campaign for The Gift make it look like Katie Holmes has a huge role in the movie for the spots they run on the WB, but completely ignore her presence in the film in the spots they run on every other network.
Back in the club, "New Sensation" by INXS plays as Prue and Phoebe again try to figure out a way to get SlutPiper back to the manor. Prue grabs SlutPiper by the arm to drag her out of the club, but SlutPiper fights back. Sister-on-sister smackdown ensues, to the delight of the lusty lads of the class of 1990. Yawn. Prue finally knocks SlutPiper out with a karate chop to the neck, as Missy snits in the background, "I knew they weren't really that close." Shut up, Missy. Justin, concerned, walks over to offer his assistance. Prue has Justin grab the unconscious SlutPiper in a fireman's carry, and they flee the club.