Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 14 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Half A Love Story
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 03.24.2013
Alicia excuses herself to go to the bathroom and get her shit under control, and overhears Doug trying to get the story straight.
Detective Doug: "But like she actually said your name. Remembered it with her amazing brain."
Nozowitz: "I barely knew the guy. You got to be kidding. She fingered me?"
Detective Doug: "...Heh."
Nozowitz: "Don't, Doug. Just don't."
Detective Doug: "So are you sad he's dead?"
Nozowitz: "No way, that fucker deserved death. Or worse."
Alicia tiptoes silently away from this nightmare of fingering and back to the office with Laura Hellinger. It's excruciating! Everything is happening everywhere!
FERN BAR
Kalinda: "Whether or not I slept with Cary Agos, I sure am hitting on you."
Lady: "I am a massage therapist!"
Kalinda: "I am just horny enough to pretend that's a job... Oh wait, a call from Alicia? Get the hell out of my way, lady!"
Lady: "But we were going to hook up at this fern bar!"
Kalinda: "I'm Kalinda Sharma. I can pull tail anywhere, at any time. But a call from Alicia? You best believe I'm taking care of this shit."
SHAMROCK
Eli: "Did you seriously tell a Cardinal of the Catholic Church lies about your opponent?"
Kresteva: "No! Which means Yes, in Mike Kresteva Language!"
Eli: "Except it was blatant, like, the facts will indict you as a liar. So why?"
Kresteva: "Because the facts are that Zach got out of that fake charge not through the rule of law, but because Peter Florrick went to that guy's office and threatened to beat him up literally and figuratively."
Eli: "The truth ... will not ... set us free."
Bagpipes: (Play "Amazing Grace," because this episode is freaking amazing.)
THE PART WHERE KALINDA FIGURES EVERYTHING OUT IN ONE SECOND
Cary: "Kalinda, I can't talk about SA business now, just like when I left L/G I couldn't tell them anything. I'm Cary Agos, I have like one ethic."
Kalinda: "This isn't about helping L/G. It's about somebody is going to kill Alicia."
Cary: "...Fine. Nozowitz was under investigation for corruption, taking drug money. We helped IAD on it."
Kalinda: "Thank you. And Edward Lomax?"