Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 14 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Half A Love Story
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 03.24.2013
Alicia: "...I can't do that one."
Laura: "Okay. One more question?"
Alicia: "...Okay."
Laura: "Are you okay? And do you need a ride back to the party when we're done?"
Alicia: "You are seriously the best."
Laura: "I need some advice about a thing I don't know is going to really bother you, also."
SHAMROCK
Peter: "Sorry about your dead guy or whatever. Hey, I have to talk to the Cardinal now, sorry. See you soon!"
His Eminence: "Look, I'm really sorry about your drug addict son. Where is your awesome wife?"
Peter: "First of all, what? And second of all, she's on her way."
Bagpipes start playing, in the middle of this whole Kresteva-started confusion, causing one of the many, many wonderful Eli WTF faces sprinkled throughout the episode like magic sparkle dust.
PRECINCT
Laura: "Are you gonna be okay riding a motorcycle in that party dress?"
Alicia: "What?"
Laura: "Just kidding, but wouldn't that be awesome?"
Detective Doug: "...Hey, can I tell you some huge lies for a second? The car of the attacker has been found and in that car is a GPS and in that GPS is ... your address!"
Lol. GPS. I bet the people on this show actually do use GPS. That's adorable.
BACK HOME
Alicia: "Hey, Grace? Actually, can you put anybody else on the phone? This is important."
Grace: "I look amazing in this episode, by the way, but you're probably right."
Veronica: "I am just randomly at your house! Playing with radio-controlled cars, creating much chaos! As is my wont!"
Alicia: "Could you listen the fuck up real quick? There are killers coming to the house so I need you to get my kids and go to your hotel."
Veronica: "Your life is so thrilling!"
Alicia: "Everything you say annoys me on a deep level. Put my son on the phone."
Zach: "Are we really going to be murdered?"
Alicia: "Yeah, but that's moved to priority two now that I know your grandmother is there. Zach, listen to me very carefully. That bitch is crazy."
Zach: "I know, right? But she's being pretty cool."
Alicia: "Just know that when the worm turns -- and it will -- I trust your judgment over hers. Okay? You can override her authority and assume control of the bridge at any point, without risk of reprisal or court-martial. Copy?"