Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 14 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Half A Love Story
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 03.24.2013
Alicia: "About a killer who is coming after his children? Why would you do that?"
Peter: "Hang on, I'm just gonna beat the shit out of Mike Kresteva real quick."
Eli: "No, you're not. It's a lie, about Zach, but it contains a bad truth, about you intimidated the Madison County SA. Let's tell an even bigger lie about Mike Kresteva, that seems like the Eli Gold thing to do. Right?"
Peter: "Sure. Listen, I'm just gonna go beat the shit out of Mike Kresteva real quick."
SOME THINGS VERONICA IS OKAY SAYING...
TO HER GRANDCHILDREN...
AT A BAR
"I love Irish songs. I think I'm secretly Irish. You know they have that genetic test that tells you what nationalities are in your background? I think I'm Moroccan, Italian and Irish."
Veronica: "Alicia keep you on a pretty short leash? No, you go off on a lot of adventures, don't you?"
Grace: "I have a boyfriend! A real one this time, not a cult leader on the internet or a horrible Autistic dancing lesbian but an honest to God one."
Zach: "You're dating that dreamboat now? Is this a secret?"
"Have you kissed? Young men are such great kissers! They're so ... anxious. It's like food to them."
Grace: "I don't have to tell Mom everything! You certainly never told her Becca gave you blowjobs while pretending you were Dad and she was a hooker you were paying off with government money..."
Veronica: "Sweet! Have you slept with him?"
Grace: "Uh, no. Jesus."
"Nothing wrong with that. Your mom was pregnant with Zach when she got married -- did you not know this? -- and you were an accident, Grace. How can you not know this stuff?"
Grace: (Just a clicking sound.)
Veronica: "Two months pregnant; they changed the wedding date, after. She called your grandfather all Oh Daddy Daddy, what are we gonna do? And he said, Do you love him?"
"Your mother was very adventurous when she was your age. She liked the bad boys!"
Zach and Grace just stare and stare and stare. That bitch is crazy!
RICHLY APPOINTED SHAMROCK RESTROOM
Mike: "Peter! How's your son?"
Peter: "Thing is, I'm not worried about it. You'll say whatever you want. It makes total sense that the Biggest Bad ever on this show would be a Big Liar as his magic power."