Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 14 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Half A Love Story
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 03.24.2013
Mike: "I mean, it just seems like everybody has a line you can cross. The kid, or the wife, or the mom... You, maybe all three."
Peter: (Literally giggles with pleasure.)
Mike: "Am I being funny?"
Peter: "Kinda."
Then he just punches the fucker right in the face. He goes flying -- commercial break -- and then slides across the bathroom on his ass, bleeding up against the wall.
Mike: "Whoa, what? What just happened? My nose is bleeding!"
Peter: "Yeah, that's really weird! How could that have happened?"
Mike: "Because you fucking punched me, you psycho ex-con!"
Peter: "No way. That would be crazy for me to have done that. Therefore, there must be another reason for it."
He picks up the scotch glass he was swirling when he came in and -- yes, girl -- he totally smashes it on the floor. Scotch everywhere, and the recovering alcoholic in the corner, bleeding everywhere.
Mike: "I'll sue you!"
Peter: "Please do that. That would be amazing."
DOWNSTAIRS
Peter: "Gentlemen butlers, would you go up and see if Mr. Kresteva is all right? I'm afraid he's had too much to drink and he fell down."
Eli: "That would be the smile of a Cheshire Cat, right there."
Peter: "No, that is the real smile of a very real, very awesome Peter Florrick. You've just never seen it before. Either of those things."
PRECINCT
One of the cops calls Will "James Bond," which is cute. Everybody looks amazing tonight. I didn't even describe Cary Agos in his tuxedo earlier, as a favor to you, because believe me when I say, that mess got out of hand real quick when I tried.
Alicia: "I told you not to come here like seven times."
Will: "I know! But then I did."
Alicia: "Tell me about the Fifth Ward murder, cutie."
Will: "Never found the shooter. Case closed with eight pounds of coke still missing."
Alicia: "How can this not be about Lomax and Nozowitz? Why did Cary think otherwise? Man, it's going to be tough when Kalinda figures everything out in five seconds and everything in this entire episode turns heartbreakingly ironic in retrospect."
Alicia: "In other news, you look hot as hell."
Will: "You too."
Alicia: "And rushing down like you're Kalinda over here? Very hot."