Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Even When I'm Sober?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.14.2012
NOEL KAHN!
Noel Kahn: "You're looking weird today. What's up? Are you going to bug me about mysteries some more?"
Spencer: "Yes."
Noel Kahn: "And you're going to drag it out forever?"
Spencer: "Yes."
Noel Kahn: "Is this because I'm wearing an amazing shirt seemingly dyed the specific shade of purple that would best flatter my countenance?"
Spencer: "Shut up, Noel Kahn. Talk. Who was Maya St. Germain to you?"
Noel Kahn: "She used to give me advice about growing up. Oh, and I was her weed dealer. Duh."
Spencer: "That makes total sense, actually. But go fuck yourself anyway."
Noel Kahn: "It's kinda hot, knowing you think I'm capable of murder."
Spencer: "Word. I mean, shut up, Noel Kahn."
They stomp off in opposite directions, both with their own very specific gaits.
REAR WINDOW
Emily: "Hey, Cousin Nate! I guess since everybody's here at my work, it's no longer the school day."
Cousin Nate: "Hey, that 'band' Maya used to 'jam' with is coming into town next week, and I thought we could go see them."
Emily: "The Owl Kings? I'll have to bring my flask."
Noel Kahn and Jenna are in the corner, laughing uproariously and smiling regular human ways for the first time ever on this program.
Noel Kahn: "...Yeah, so then I said, 'It's hot you think I'm capable of murder,' and she's all, 'Meep morp I am Spencer Hastings' and I was like..."
Jenna: "That's so true! She is so like that!"
Noel Kahn: "Aaaaanyway, thanks for the talk, I'll see you after practice."
Cousin Nate: "I can't believe that girl just stared right past me like this, I thought we were going to date. I'd better go over there and get really aggressive and weird."
Emily: "That is literally the only person I would cosign you doing whatever it is you're about to do."
Cousin Nate gets incredibly gross and scary and creepy with Jenna, because he doesn't know that Cece Drake broke off their date by lying to her and threatening her, and he sure doesn't know that Emily was a passive player in that fight, so really she's just some girl that stood him up and went back to her boyfriend. Making Jenna kind of a bitch, I guess, but making Cousin Nate pretty much reprehensible. She tries to play it cool, but he gets in her face and she has to verbally ask him to back off, and finally he just storms out, and it's real ugly. Like "Paige's Dad in the Lunchroom" ugly.