Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Even When I'm Sober?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.14.2012
Paige: "Well, my meeting with Swim Coach didn't go so well. I guess my C in Trig means I'm not as good a swimmer as I thought. Shoulda taken wood shop."
Emily: "Look, just come over and watch a movie and I'll talk you off this latest ledge."
Paige: "As long as you don't make me watch Rudy again."
Emily: "As long as you don't try to drown or sexually assault me, LOL. But seriously that movie is amazing."
Then they smooch over one hundred times.
BOYS
Spencer prowls around the boys' locker room until they all come running in and start taking off their clothes and splashing each other with water and generally getting up to all kinds of fun, all of which she can see from her hiding place. Crazy like a fox, that Hastings girl.
Prowling around the Kahn Cabin, Hanna and Emily are menaced by a Blair Witch, which they ignore. Another thing they are ignoring? A clearly placed security camera marking their every move. Man, these two. You know the first thing about not being constantly under suspicion for everything that ever happens is stop doing shady shit all day. God knows what'll happen if they find a shovel on the premises.
Right when those naughty boys are at the peak of working out their on-field frustrations, Spencer tries to send a text to ...Joe Rogan? Clearly I have missed something in all the shenanigans. Rewind. Okay, what is actually going on is, she is trying to get Maya's text conversations out of Noel Kahn's phone, which I guess she pilfered from his locker while they were snapping wet towels at each other. She comes up with nothing, and puts his phone back... But then Noel Kahn appears in a football uniform. NBD. The other players come in before he can menace and/or tell her other things he finds arousing, and she ducks out pretty smoothly.
Hanna: "This looks like Twin Peaks. It's like that wood-paneled Fiona Apple video that first prefigured what it's like watching this show."
Emily: "Ugh. I'm glad we weren't in this storyline last week, this place is disgusting."
Hanna: "Haven't you ever wondered what gross affluent teenagers and post-dropouts do when they want to act even more self-destructive than usual? Put on some of these gloves, girl. We are digging in."
Emily: "Are you sure we should be here? I feel kinda like a criminal."