Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Even When I'm Sober?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.14.2012
Emily: "So I guess those millions of times you hit on me by pretending to not be hitting on me were..."
Cousin Nate: "A ruse. Even for Rosewood, I'm kind of everything bad about guys at once."
Emily: "I sure feel gross. Also you are gross. Oh, a text of Paige cancelling our date. I wonder if she just saw the grossness."
LATER
Ezra and Aria are all cuddled hatefully in bed, watching -- of course -- the breakfast scene in Woman Of The Year while being passive-aggressive in their movements, but it's only a matter of time before he comes out with it: He found Maggie, she's alive and well and located in Delaware. (Which is a state, apparently, in the Northeast. I just looked it up.) I hope they find her and she comes to visit and she had the kid after all and the child is older than Aria and she barfs.
SPENCER (HASTINGS, NOT TRACY)
A long night of staring at the footage, as usual, until 10 PM, which is when Maya arrived at the cabin on her bicycle, wearing an A hoodie. I cannot believe they're actually making her a credible sequel to the Alison Thing. Do you know what I mean? I have sort of been ignoring them talking about Maya all the time this season, because Maya sucks and I am glad she's dead, but somehow it really worked. It really led beautifully up to all this, even though I am really confused by the timeline still, because of how they made a big deal about her not going to San Francisco... Okay, got it: We didn't see her again, but she was in Rosewood the whole time -- she didn't just come back and get killed that night, she like... Escaped. Right? (Plus, robot murder house.)
Aria: "Thanks for calling me, Spence. Ezra is the worst. Show me what's on the tape."
Spencer: "Here we have Maya, 10 PM. And your movie theater guy said she got in the car around 9, so Garrett wasn't the last person to see her alive."
BREW
Ella: "Zack, hey. I wanted to stop by and grab you for a drink. And let you down easy."
Zack: "I will ... have that drink now, thanks."
Ella: "I've been seeing other fellas while we were dating. As I thought you were."
Zack: "Hooking up with guys? Not since Eton."
Ella: "You are gorgeous and young and you have a very full life ahead of you, and I've kind of already lived one..."
Zack: "You are barely older than me! Why are you being so weird about this? You're fascinating and smart and sexy and a very rare woman. But I understand that you're dating for the first time in your adult life, and newly divorced..."