Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Even When I'm Sober?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.14.2012
Anybody else it would seem predatory, but when it's Wren it's like he's saying Happy birthday! or I brought you some bagels without jalapeños on them just to celebrate how pretty you are.
SOME LOVELY OUTDOOR LOCATION
Spencer: "You keep reading that Maya note over and over, you'll end up as crazy as me. Hey, maybe the thing she wanted to show you is at that lake spot where Cousin Nate keeps luring you to kill her. Wanna case the area later?"
Emily: "Whatever. What's going on with Toby?"
Spencer: "As long as he's not here, I don't care. Lying to him is the pits."
Emily: "Right, because he's like the Dalai Lama. Like how we keep saying in every episode leading up to something called 'the betrAyal' how very trustworthy he is."
Spencer: "Listen, I just want this latest crap to be over. I kept up my GPA all through the Mona stuff, but A+ is making me fail Physics."
Emily: "A B is not failing. Make the same joke you made last week, quick!"
Spencer: "B is for bad!"
Emily: "Still got it."
Paige: "...Diiiiid somebody say shithouse crazy?"
Emily: "No, but your purse is bigger than an Army Private's duffel bag and you're wearing a sleeveless shirt with Dog the Bounty Hunter riding an eagle airbrushed on it, so we might as well have."
Spencer: "Ugh. Hastings out."
Paige: "So, you wanna do something super weird and/or crazy later?"
Emily: "You mean like date rape me or try to kill me?"
Paige: "I'm open to suggestions."
Emily: "I guess so. For now I'm just going to read this letter from a dead girl over and over and try to psych myself into thinking somehow you're a better option."
LOCKER HALL
Aria thinks about calling Ezra, and then doesn't. One of the harder things she's ever had to deal with on the show. You'll be happy to know she remains strong.
ZACK LUNCH
Zack, pledging his troth, has brought Ella quite a spread for lunch.
Ella: "Freshly baked bread, brie and hummus? I don't think I've ever been so spoiled."
Zack: "That's really sad. Hey, I also grow those tomatoes in my back yard."
Ella: "It's like you want extra credit on being alive. The whole point of looking like you look is that you don't really need to try, usually."
Zack: "I also brought a split of prosecco. I thought it might be fun to get you drunk at the school where you work."