Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Even When I'm Sober?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.14.2012
Hanna: "Yep, that's the one. Hand me that box of Whip-It canisters so I can comb it for evidence."
REAR WINDOW
Aria and Zack wave at each other, and Ezra presses her to go be friendly with him so that they will have something to hang over Ella's head, should the need arise.
Aria: "I like your Clash t-shirt! I'm super into them."
Zack: "Me too! I don't have much of a personality either."
Aria: "My mom saw them in concert once."
Zack: "How is that... How is that even possible?"
Aria: "She was ten years of age. Precocity runs in our family. Anyway, don't worry about our awkward meeting before. I've never seen my mommy kiss anybody but my daddy, so I acted weird."
Zack: "My parents got divorced when I was fifteen, so I know the feeling. I was really irrational and cockblocky, just like you. Anyway, I think your mom is really great."
Aria: "...Yeah, you do. I can tell in your face. Hmm. Where would you put her, among your many lovers and lady-friends?"
Zack: "I am building a business right now, I don't have time for dating and that mess. I just really like your mom. She's awesome. Funny. I enjoy spending time with her."
Aria: "Oh, so you're pretty much great. Sorry it took me a second to click in to that, but I've never met a normal man before in my entire life. Rosewood represent, haha."
CABIN IN THE WOODS
Hanna: "The only thing worse than being here at night would be being here right now. Having said that, I have just located a secret door behind this bookcase. Let's open it."
There's a scary soiled mattress and a scary wooden bench and somebody's been living there in a scary plaid sleeping bag and in the scary wooden bench is Maya's giant ugly purse! Holy shit!
Hanna: "Why is there a giant knife in her bag, and it's monogrammed 'LJ'? And why does she have a birthday card I gave Alison when she was 14? And why is there a bus ticket for when she ran away the first time?"
Emily: "She never left Rosewood at all? Just was homeless in this stabbin' cabin?"
At this point, things go bonkers. The secret door slams shut -- scary. And then the boarded-up windows all slam shut -- scary -- one by one -- even scarier. That's amazing. This is so amazing! Why is this happening? How is it possible that they're making Maya so tragic and interesting and intriguing all of a sudden?