Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Even When I'm Sober?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.14.2012
Emily: "Well, under the lights of your house, that's less a cut and more of a stab wound."
Hanna: "I'm not going to the hospital. Ashley's getting too nosy as it is."
Emily: "We'll call Caleb, we need to ask him anyway about what it's like living inside the walls like some kind of animal."
Hanna: "You know we're pretending to be broken up right now! There's only one person with the medical knowledge to deal with this wound in secret. Dr. Wren."
This is the most Noelified, Wrenly episode of all time. Plus did I mention there is a robot murder house. And Paige McCullers looking like Almost Famous. I feel like I'm leaving some stuff out, even. The whole Sylvia Likens deal with Maya, that's really getting to me. I love this! It's so scary and weird!
Wren: "So you just accidentally... Stabbed yourself. And came here instead of a hospital."
Hanna: "Trust me, it's a long story."
Wren: "Good thing I'm no more curious than anyone else on the show when you guys pull this shit. It's like just saying no more questions is a magic spell that causes people to stop asking you questions."
Hanna: "I shoulda just said I got run over."
Wren: "Here are some off-label antibiotics, and a meal I will concoct for you out of what Ashley has provided for her growing child... Eggs, milk and beef. Apparently."
Hanna: "I know you're British and somehow this is going to end up being made of blood and eyeballs, but that is still the sexiest thing ever said in this world. Cook for me, Wren! Just go on and cook for me."
EMILY'S YARD
Cousin Nate: "I wanted to apologize for acting like a fucking psycho stalker at the Brew earlier. I thought it would be appropriate for me to do this by lurking in your yard."
Emily: "I just got eaten by a murder house, so I'm kind of freakouted-out tonight. And like I said, Jenna can go fuck herself."
Cousin Nate: "I don't think it was about her, I think it was just the Maya stuff. I might be going crazy with grief."
Emily: "Me too. Oh, here's her giant ugly purse full of things."
They look at the things, they reminisce, they weep, they kiss. Just a little bit. I dunno, it kinda makes sense -- see above, re: murder house -- but of course Paige walks around the corner at just the wrong moment, goes nuts and starts throwing Chinese food everywhere and then goes on a rampage around the neighborhood knocking over garbage cans.