Episode Report Card Demian: B- | 131 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Zane's World
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2005.02.13
Manor. Aftermath. Raige orbs onto the sun porch with Phoebe and Piper to find the Dolt caught up in the continuing live coverage of Drake's downtown adventure. Piper crosses to retrieve the hideous genetic mishap meant to represent Tiny Gay Chris from her husband's arms, and the mutant wad of blubber immediately attempts to devour her hand. Recast! Now! Meanwhile, Raige's scrying crystal has slammed down on a set of map coordinates somewhere in the Mission District, indicating the approximate location of Roché's underground lair. Piper correctly realizes that Roché's drawing them into a trap. Phoebe proposes they think like Robin Hood, and I give up. What the fuck is that supposed to mean, huh? Gah. ANY-way, off Phoebe's aggravating smirk, we cut down to...
...Hell, where Roché and Ann Cusack snipe at each other until another copy of Ann Cusack suddenly appears at the sorcerer's desk to make with some quippy remarks of her own. Roché compliments Special Ed Ann on what he believes to be her rapidly increasing mastery of the astral projection mojo until two more copies of Ann unexpectedly materialize in the chamber to taunt him. "The Charmed Ones!" he realizes, just a moment too late to do anything useful to save himself. Which, you know, is not such a bad thing at all, because he's repellent. As he scampers futilely towards an exit, the three unchained Anns cross to meet each other at the center of the cavern, and the trio begins to recite the following: