Episode Report Card Demian: B- | 131 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Zane's World
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2005.02.13
Oh, whatever. Downtown, Drake pulls the motorcycle up to a curb outside the phone company's payment center, from which a long line of disgruntled customers stretches all the way down the block. There's also a Brinks armored van present because, as you know, everybody still pays utility bills in person with cash. I hate this show. Drake natters dizzily about the money in the van belonging to the people and whatnot before he lopes into the center, where a big-boned gentleman calls him "Pocahontas." Heh. Unfortunately, that's the only amusing part of this entire stupid, pointless, dreadful, painfully unfunny scene, which involves Drake basically inciting some sort of populist riot against the evil forces of The Man. The Phone Company Man. Kill me now. After he leads all of these idiots out into the street, Drake next commandeers the armored van and starts tossing fistfuls of cash at the crowd. Phoebe eventually manages to drag him away as police sirens wail in the distance. The camera pans up through morons scraping $20 bills off the pavement to reveal Roché lurking in the payment center's foyer. Drop fucking dead, Roché. And it was going so well. Well, for this show, at any rate.
Meanwhile, down in Hell, AP Ann Cusack is frantically trying to free Special Ed Ann from the shackles in which the latter has been placed. Roché suddenly appears behind AP Ann and forces her back into Special Ed Ann's body by poking a finger through her chest. Reconstituted Ann starts whining something about her wretched lot in life, but I was too distracted too listen to her because it becomes annoying obvious that she could simply slip her tiny hands out of the gigantic shackles if she weren't such a blockhead. And speaking of blockheads, Roché's never heard of Robin Hood. So he demands that Ann fill him in on the topic. Only he does so by pushing his scraggly, weaselly, beady-eyed, hideous face into hers, and she looks like she's about to hork into his mouth. Heh.