Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 64 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT The Busy, Wondrous Labor Day Of Alison DiLaurentis
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 24 | Aired on 03.18.2014
CeCe: "Well he was certainly that. Who's gonna identify me?"Gabe: "Travis Hobbs, again. So you can murder him before Caleb moves back."
CeCe: "If you want me to make a deal, all I can offer is that I know who killed the random girl that is not Alison, that maybe it has to do with Wilden, and that the person is still after Ali, who is alive, which I can also prove."
Gabe: "Those are very interesting topics! But I have to go now, bye."
CeCe: "Also she snapped this bitch's neck one time at this party. I feel like as long as I'm here I should tell somebody that."
ALISON
Spencer: "So if you trust me, then you know I didn't attack you with a shovel?"
Alison: "This episode is a full hour, Spencer. Give it time. You don't even know how much shit went down that night. It all starts in Hilton Head..."
HILTON HEAD
Alison: "The bullshit with A started around Halloween, that time I thought Noel was torturing you all dressed as a giant baby, but I guess it turned out to be Mona. I was stressin' and wanted to take Ian for a holiday. Now, Halloween is October 31 and Labor Day is the first Monday in September, so props to me for making it almost a year before I cracked. Little did I know that Labor Day would be the busiest of my life."
Melissa: "Ian, I followed you here to Hilton Head! I can't believe you let a teenager fly you in a plane across state lines!"
Ian: "I don't really have an answer for you!"
Melissa: "Let me into this resort to physically fight a child, or else!"
Ian: "This is not what I envisioned for this Labor Day weekend."
Melissa: "By the way, I am going to murder Alison DiLaurentis! Maybe with a giant rock, in front of her mother, later this evening! Or else I am just using hyperbole."
Ian: "Wait, aren't we here to get an abortion? Or you're having a miscarriage? How is everything happening on this one night."
Alison: "We'd set up a camera to have sex, being super creeps, but once Melissa arrived I thought for sure I was dead, and also they would be going on and on like that for some time, so I started looking into Ian's many other creepy videos while he was distracted. One of them was Jenna raping her brother, which I thought was pretty interesting. I copied everything. By this point, Melissa and Ian were making out in my grandmother's parlor, so I skipped town and left 'em to it. I'd only gone there to hide, but now I had ammo to eliminate every threat and figure out who A was."