Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 64 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT The Busy, Wondrous Labor Day Of Alison DiLaurentis
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 24 | Aired on 03.18.2014
Toby: "I wanted to say thank you for exploding my sister and then framing me for exploding my sister. If you had not, I would not have this do-rag, and she would still be raping me."Alison: "What do you want, Ezra Fitz?"
Ezra: "I want to say fuck you for being a teenager, because now I feel like a pedophile."
Alison: "Or is that because you are a pedophile?"
Ezra: "Maybe. We will find out for sure in one year, when I start molesting your best friend for a certain kind of journalism."
RWPD
Gabe: "Where was Spencer last week?"
Veronica: "I don't feel like telling you! It's embarrassing!"
Gabe: "Okay, you can be as awful as you want, Special Victim, but you're stuck in this station until things change because it's like a Lady Gaga song out there, from back when she was just barely even an embarrassment to America. Specifically 'Paparazzi.'"
Veronica: "I need to find my husband. Cell reception! Why are you challenging me?"
Cop: "We're tracking their phones and Spencer's car. For some reason, that will take an hour."
Gabe: "Keep me posted. I have to keep playing this manipulative shell game with the various members of the Hastings family for no clear reason."
Melissa: "...I've always looked out for my sister. Mostly so she wouldn't fuck my boyfriends, but also because my peer group is constantly endangering her life. So when Toby Cavanaugh lurched up to me in London with that face of his, and said she was on drrrrrrrr I mean, that she missed me, I had to come back."
Gabe: "Miss Hastings-Thomas, we both know that you would never come back for that reason, and that Spencer would never miss you. I'm recording you."
Melissa: "We can't do that until my mom gets here and okays it."
Just pointing out that even when they are in the same building, Spencer's parents are still never seen together.
Peter: "Where is my wife? She was being a lawyer here in Rosewood this week."
Gabe: "Where is your crazy daughter is the more immediate question."
Peter: "Why would I be here if I knew that?"
Gabe: "Answering a question with a question! You are being a lawyer right now!"
Peter: "You don't have kids, do you? Not with those slim hips."
Gabe: "What? Why are you challenging me?"